Jeff Feldstein

Woke 2.0 is Woker.

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You will be visited by three spirits.

Robert’s Restaurant had a great tuna melt, very little mayo, a tiny bit of Old Bay mixed in, on thicker slices of toasted whole grain bread, open-faced, one slice with cheddar and the other with swiss. She asked which sandwich I would recommend. She really liked it.

You da man.

Julie Andrews. Served her a tuna melt at the glorious old haunt (long closed) Robert’s Restaurant when she took a lunch break during rehearsals for her special with Carol Burnett in ‘89.

Tommy Körberg singing “Anthem”, from Chess. Close second, Elaine Paige’s “Nobody’s Side”.

Breaking character: I know this guy has gone off the rails at time but this is 100% on the money.

Stay far enough away from the event horizon and you’ll never get sucked in.

To paraphrase the inimitable Forrest Gump, “Ignorant is as ignorant does.”

It’s time we all come to the realization that there are no birds—only small, flying dinosaurs.

Policia Federal…

Innocent until proven guilty.
Citizen until proven non-citizen.

The burden of proof is on the accuser, not the accused.

An aside… a Miami U (OH) AEPi fraternity brother invited a small group of us to his family’s home in Dayton for Yom Kippur… this was 1987… during morning service his sister asked out loud, “What is xenophobia?” I quickly replied, “fear of people from Xenia.” Service was disrupted for a short time.

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Reskeet with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answer only)

Married women would be hit hard by these barriers: About 8 in 10 women in the U.S. change their surnames after getting married, and the bill only allows birth certificates, not marriage certificates, as proof of identity so 69 million women have names that do not match their birth certificates.

No Chinese automobiles are sold in the United States. You’re embarrassing yourself.

Broad cromulence is essential to fiction.

They’re afraid it’s contagious… like some sort of trans mind virus.

They’re idiots.

Dominion should have gone full Peter Thiel and request damages that eliminate Newsmax.

Any sworn-in government official, senator, or representative should not be allowed to change their investment portfolio in any way, shape, or form once sworn in.

Keep asking these questions all you want, nothing will come of it. It’s infuriating to read right now.

Until you have enough GOP votes to make something of it, there’s nothing to say.

Their problem is that they need a new stupid problem to make us forget that the last problem was stupider.

Lost $12k last week, regained $7k.

That is not a win.

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We don’t yet have the technology to reconstitute someone already shoved through a wood chipper.

Without incoming capital from exports, no one can invest in necessary infrastructure to inboard manufacturing capacity and compete with foreign competition. Foreign manufacturers of previously US products will find other foreign companies to manufacture for—the infrastructure is already in place.

And it failed miserably.

Au contraire… Tesla doesn’t introduce a new model every year—they just tinker a bit with the last model and then make everyone thinks it’s new.

Just like bigots tinkering with the rhetoric in which they wrap their bigotry trying to make it appear less bigoted.

Never judge the book by its cover.

I've been to Dilley, the "family residential center" I think he's referring to.

It's a jail. They're surrounded by barbed wire fences and armed guards. It's a jail.