Markětá (New Woman) 🏳️‍⚧️

It may be a bit late to share this for those outside Canada…

https://youtu.be/_9wHORHy2Gw?si=4sSUp1gAghXayt6t

Canadians remember JD Roberts, from CityTV to MuchMusic to CTV to CBS to Fox “News”

https://youtu.be/t9y2jqHKWA4?si=KQHOGgKx_y4e_mxR

The Friendly Giant YouTube video by Andreas Goldfuss

For those who didn’t quite recognise it but it seems strangely familiar:

https://youtu.be/z-SIjVnGMK0?si=NazBhWmMiP5Q0y4u

A very early rendition but most key parts were already there, word for word.

The theme wasn’t recorded, but rather was performed live each episode, evolving over the years.

Where “omm” becomes “moo”…

https://youtu.be/Mip9MppUsQA?si=uyReYAydFEU30Iuf

Old teletype computer terminal

Programming with a 110 baud teletype connection - scrolling back only involved pulling up the fanfold paper that had run down the back of the device.

My ICQ number is only six digits long - as was the case for the original creators of the system. I went through the AOL transition when they bought it.

I was online before Brad Templeton created things like .com, .org, .net, .edu and the like to help make online navigable. I knew Brad back then.

Do what comes naturally. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.

Never donating blood again - too many stupid questions.

Whose blood is it?

Where did you get it?

Why is it in a bucket?

“Are you going to come quietly, or am I going to have to use earplugs?”

— Spike Milligan

As much as I respect Anderson Cooper in his general journalism and presentation, I will always think of him trying to get a regular gig on World News Now.

https://youtu.be/w0ishgwz4pQ?si=R4ennRS3DGTclaq5

R rated Muppet version of a movie?

Rocky Muppet Picture Show

Just imagine the audience getting to shout “Piggy, you sl*t!”

Started with a little shopping trip…

Looks like a Zoom call.

It was noted in “Won’t You Be My Neighbour?” that the puppet he personally identified with and voiced, the timid tiger, reacted to RFK’s death with this:

https://youtu.be/pQv0ZtpRdNk?si=nJWGvyhUmrYlcyLV

Okay, there aren’t many other things I can offer as hints without it being obvious to those who grew up with it, but how about

“Would you like to see my castle? Here’s my castle.” followed by the simple but well beloved theme.

Post your answers to the clue that worked for you.

3/3

A second hint: “And there’s that boot.” - do you recognise it yet, or at least remember hearing it at some point?

2/3

“Once upon a time, not long ago and not far away…” - for Canadians, does this sound familiar?

1/3

Sometimes I feel like other planets use Earth as a lunatic asylum.

For the first time in decades (I think I was a pre-schooler) I have been dealing with constipation. A side effect of a deeply pulled muscle stopping the large intestine. After nearly a week and a half, I got out and bought a laxative at my pharmacist.

When picking it up, I remembered a book 1/

With each awakening (when I nap, it is almost always within a couple minutes of two hours) reheated the water in the hot water bottle. When I woke up at 9 pm, actually did get sick, still sore, wondering how well I will sleep through the night. Also wondering if needing to see the GP over this. 4/4

(something I recommend) and put dishes in dishwasher - tried to function, but no, back to bed, realising that this was likely a lost day. Woke up two hours later, tried some basic activities, nope, back to bed. Next awakening, found the never used hot water bottle - helped me sleep, but… 3/

that before any pain pills, and then I started feeling sick. Took a pain pill and left the rest to later, returned to bed. Two mhours later, woke up again, finished the pills and vitamins (even Cod Liver Oil) while still hurting badly. Made and ate breakfast, including fresh squeezed orange juice 2/

Woke up for my middle of the night toilet wander, noticed it was close enough to my normal rising time that I started taking my prescriptions. Suddenly, serious pain down my right side from bottom of rib cage to pelvis, as though muscles badly pulled. E was under my tongue so needed to finish 1/

Paradise
is exactly like
Where you are right now
Only much
Much
Better

- Laurie Anderson
Language is a virus
Home of the Brave

https://youtu.be/1eTSL2kopP4?si=Tmwj26hS3j6UDy5U

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted

- Steven Wright

They don’t need to breathe - it is only to cool their engines

https://birdsarentreal.com

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

—Bob Hope

Buckley's Cough Syrup Commercial - 2001 YouTube video by Be Kind, Please Rewind.

As the cough and cold season sets in, remember…

Oh c’mon, the US armed forces are just going to kidnap someone unpopular with the world for “purported” US impacting offensiveness which like any other Trump DOJ weaponised prosecutions will likely fail in the courts. Look for some way to leave Maduro in Gitmo eventually w/o any court judgment.

Hey there, I’m repeated lightning strikes.