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πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ, mom, infosec nerd, disabled, Minnesotan, middle aged, pretending my lawn is hip high on purpose.

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08.03.2026 05:49 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This guy stole a guitar from a mom & pop music shop, Modern Day Music, on S. Robert St. in West St. Paul a few hours ago.

Spread the word to help a local fav music store. The idiot will probably be caught before the night is over.

08.03.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Local? Pfft. Local to where my dad lived a long time ago, and he sang it so often that the next generation can too. Working on inflicting it on my kids. Anyhow.

It’s better it’s better it’s better it’s better it’s better it’s better it’s better at BOB THIBODEUX FORD!!

08.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tomorrow is Daylight Savings
aka Confuse Your Pets Day
aka All Your Electronics Are In On The Conspiracy Except The Microwave and Oven Day

08.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

08.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 4244 πŸ” 2533 πŸ’¬ 225 πŸ“Œ 164

Here’s hoping for a crapton of growth for my nibling!

08.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Fat white woman wearing glasses being pinned down by a napping shorthair tabby cat resting lightly on her arm.

Fat white woman wearing glasses being pinned down by a napping shorthair tabby cat resting lightly on her arm.

Bobby does not care that I have to get the taxes together.

07.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, how tall is too tall?

07.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My kids are ineligible for the draft medically. I have never been so relieved in my entire life. My nibling is healthy as a horse, unfortunately, so I just sent links about how to start conscientious objector documentation over to their parents.

07.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Scoot over, wiz. You bring me some jammies too?

07.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Progress Pride | Peculiarity Shop Little enamel darlings with stainless steel ear wires. Lead/nickel free.

Progress Pride. Enamel over zinc alloy, stainless steel ear wires. $12

Check out my product! www.peculiarityshop.com/product-page...

07.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I just did a big catch up last night, so Louie was about 930pm. πŸ˜‚

07.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Louie? πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”

07.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(Y, if that wasn’t clear.)

07.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna have a hell of a time getting through doors.

07.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is adorable.

06.03.2026 08:05 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Biden chose not to fix it.

06.03.2026 07:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
r/Canadiancitizenship, u/AutoModerator, Tuesday Weekly Thread: Genealogy Assistance

r/Canadiancitizenship, u/AutoModerator, Tuesday Weekly Thread: Genealogy Assistance

If you are on reddit, and I totally wasn’t until I heard about C3, this weekly thread might help.

05.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

13, aka always goes for the boy mayor.

04.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Railroad, don’t know, ran a factory.

04.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy first Wednesday of the month!

04.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Awooooooooo!

04.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For years on my old blog I published the names of servicemembers who died in Iraq & Afghanistan. No other outlets were.

These are the first 4 Americans to die in the Iran War.
Capt. Cody A. Khork, 35
Sgt. 1st Class Noah L. Tietjens, 42
Sgt. 1st Class Nicole M. Amor, 39
Sgt. Declan J. Coady, 20

03.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 9008 πŸ” 2997 πŸ’¬ 427 πŸ“Œ 162

I am not the Canadian government so I hesitate to speak in absolutes, but you are likely a lost Canadian and can get citizenship and a passport under C-3. Sorry if you have heard this before. If you would like pointers on where to look to get paperwork help, lmk and I will get you links.

03.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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She’d Never Changed Her Gender Marker. Kansas Invalidated Her License Anyway. β€” Assigned A trans Kansas resident recently changed her name but not her gender marker on her license, fearing what Kansas may do if she did. The Kansas DMV still flagged her ID.

This story, from @natezuke.bsky.social, is absolutely wild. A trans woman who never changed her gender marker was issued a letter invalidating her license. At the DMV they cut up her license, which had an "M" marker.

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

03.03.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 3594 πŸ” 1638 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 267

Oh, dear.

03.03.2026 07:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Lenten Rosary For Victims of ICE.pdf

I get asked a lot what I'm giving up for Lent, and this year the answer is nothing. this is what I'm doing instead, and I'll tell you why, and you're invited to join in with me however it fits into your own spiritual or contemplative practices.

drive.google.com/file/d/15NhY...

18.02.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 648 πŸ” 214 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 34

it is worth your time to listen to this if you are, like all of us, having a bad time rn

03.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tracy Chapman Live at Cabaret Metro 1988-05-07 : Tracy Chapman : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive Tracy ChapmanCabaret MetroChicago, ILMay 7, 1988** 24 BIT **Master recording generously loaned from the Aadam Jacobs Audio ArchiveSource: Unknown mic &...

Tracy Chapman Live at Cabaret Metro 1988-05-07 https://archive.org/details/ajc02870_tracy-chapman-1988-05-07

03.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Easy. Do it, Minneapolitans.

03.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0