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Scott Rollans

@papa-r

Writer, singer, and a rare example of a self-described “avid cyclist” who genuinely is one (year-round)—in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.

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I enjoyed this one—particularly the excellent two-direction opening tidbit of local rail trivia (got 1-down immediately because, hey, I’m a nerd) and the clever wordplay in 2-across.

Keep up the good work, @dirklancer.bsky.social! 😉

02.03.2026 16:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry, but the post has “old man yells at cloud” energy. (And I can be a yelly old man myself at times.)

We may disapprove. We may argue that it’s dangerous and illegal. We may be correct on both counts. But it is commonplace and expected.

27.02.2026 17:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As I get older, I have come to recognize that impatience lies at the root of most poor driving behaviour.

Demonstrate patience behind the wheel, even when (especially when?) you’re feeling impatient.

27.02.2026 17:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Scott on his bicycle in the snow, carrying his tuba in a giant backpack.

Scott on his bicycle in the snow, carrying his tuba in a giant backpack.

YouTube video is now unblocked. 👍

Two years after encountering you in Edmonton, many of us here continue to quote you Oulu boys. Just the other day I found myself talking about “drainage, drainage, drainage.”

Just for fun, here’s a photo of me and my tuba.

26.02.2026 17:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Might want to do a quick proof-read of that headline. 😉

(In addition to the stray words, the first word should be spelled “desperate.”)

Love your work, though!

25.02.2026 15:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“This video is not available in your country.” (🇨🇦)

Can’t access the video on YouTube or Instagram. I bet it’s great, though!
🚴‍♂️❄️🙌

25.02.2026 15:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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2024-25 COVID vaccine 80% effective against death, CDC estimates

www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/202...

04.02.2026 23:28 👍 30 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0
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Cyclist who lives in city of over 3 million does in fact know your friend who rides a bike there too.

toronto skyline Cyclist who lives in city of over 3 million does in fact know your friend who rides a bike there too.

Cyclist who lives in city of over 3 million does in fact know your friend who rides a bike there too.

05.02.2026 13:13 👍 240 🔁 23 💬 14 📌 4
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Alberta’s two-tier health care bill is designed to kill public health care – a new report shows how - Alberta Politics Despite its name, Alberta’s Health Statutes Amendment Act, 2025, is not health care legislation.  The purpose of the law that was granted Royal Assent on Dec. 11 last year is to destroy public health ...

‪David J. Climenhaga‬
‪@djclimenhaga.bsky.social‬
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Alberta’s two-tier health care bill is designed to kill public health care – a new report shows how. albertapolitics.ca/2026/02/albe...

03.02.2026 15:49 👍 37 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 7

This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.

bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy

Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).

02.02.2026 15:23 👍 2864 🔁 876 💬 88 📌 123
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When you’re parsing the literal definition of “treason” with the criminal code definition of “treason” is definitely when you can tell that you’re winning.

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

01.02.2026 19:13 👍 105 🔁 31 💬 15 📌 4

Even here in Canada, people struggle with the concept that bike lanes have crews and specialized equipment that are completely separate from those that plow roadways. And they don’t work on the same streets at the same times. 🙄

26.01.2026 18:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Wild Claims of Jeff Rath, Separatist Firebrand | The Tyee The free-swinging Alberta Prosperity Project leader is caught on video spouting conspiracy theories and profanities.

The Wild Claims of Jeff Rath, Separatist Firebrand via @thetyee.ca thetyee.ca/News/2026/01...

26.01.2026 05:10 👍 67 🔁 46 💬 13 📌 9
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List describes two weeks of needless deaths and near misses in Alberta ER hallway and waiting room ‘death zones’  - Alberta Politics A well-known emergency medicine physician has compiled a list of six patients who died waiting for a doctor to attend to them in Alberta’s packed and chaotic Emergency Rooms over the two weeks at the ...

List describes two weeks of needless deaths and near misses in Alberta ER hallway and waiting room ‘death zones’ albertapolitics.ca/2026/01/list... #ableg #abpoli #abhealth

20.01.2026 16:08 👍 24 🔁 19 💬 1 📌 2

I always enjoy Chris’s weather nerdery. As crazy as this upcoming week’s warm weather will feel, it’s really not that unusual for a YEG January.

10.01.2026 18:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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With a new year almost upon us, everyone paying attention now understands Danielle Smith is a separatist  - Alberta Politics It is a truth universally acknowledged that Alberta Premier Danielle Smith is a separatist.  Well, not quite universally acknowledged, as we shall see. And only recently. But still, this recognition w...

With a new year almost upon us, everyone paying attention now understands Danielle Smith is a separatist. albertapolitics.ca/2025/12/with...

29.12.2025 05:20 👍 142 🔁 77 💬 11 📌 13

Fodder for anyone counteracting the myth of “expensive” cycling infrastructure.

Investment in cycling pays substantial societal dividends.

07.12.2025 21:40 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN

06.12.2025 04:16 👍 29750 🔁 5866 💬 821 📌 537
Photo of a farmer’s field with the headline, “Canada Is About to Lose Its Status as Having Eliminated Measles” and the caption, “The western province of Alberta has reported the highest concentration of measles in Canada.”

Photo of a farmer’s field with the headline, “Canada Is About to Lose Its Status as Having Eliminated Measles” and the caption, “The western province of Alberta has reported the highest concentration of measles in Canada.”

How exciting! Alberta is mentioned prominently in today's New York Times!
#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

06.11.2025 15:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Alberta announces end of photo radar 'cash cow' in province: 'This is a historic day' The government plans to review radar spots that appear to prioritize money-making over safety — aiming to shut down 70% of the current sites

As an Albertan, I’m very sorry to report where Ford got this bonehead idea…

nationalpost.com/news/canada/...

31.10.2025 15:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Josh Naylor checks on Ernie Clement after crashing into him while being tagged out at third base.

Josh Naylor checks on Ernie Clement after crashing into him while being tagged out at third base.

Blue Jays tying the series is all well and good, but my proudest moment as a Canadian was watching Josh Naylor check on Ernie Clement after Clement had tagged him out.

Naylor knew he had just made a huge blunder but his first thought was for a fellow player.
❤️🇨🇦 #BlueJays #Mariners

17.10.2025 16:33 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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At tonight’s “consultation”…

When a high school kid tried to raise concerns about the teachers strike, Bruce McAllister cut the kids mic and then suggested his parents should have beaten him more.

Listen to the clip yourself…

It’s…

Telling.

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

30.09.2025 03:23 👍 808 🔁 461 💬 134 📌 201

I didn’t know him, but I will deeply miss his passionate advocacy for public health care and active transportation. His posts were always worth reading.

What a loss.

25.09.2025 04:38 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Sidewalk with a sign post flattened and lying in a hedge.

Sidewalk with a sign post flattened and lying in a hedge.

Close-up of the flattened sign lying in a hedge. Sign reads: “Playground Zone Ends”

Close-up of the flattened sign lying in a hedge. Sign reads: “Playground Zone Ends”

CARELESS SIGN STRUCK AND KILLED BY MOTORIST

Encountered the aftermath of this tragedy on my morning walk. Eyewitnesses confirm the playground zone sign was not wearing a helmet at the time of the collision. #yegbike

20.09.2025 20:47 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Your #yegvote mayoral debate recap:

- @andrewknack.bsky.social is the clear choice for mayor
- Omar Mohammed and Rahim Jaffer don't live in reality, and don't understand cost of services
- Walters and Cartmell think if only we would be nicer to Danielle Smith, our problems would be solved

15.09.2025 15:19 👍 16 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 2

The link you posted takes us to an article headlined “Growing popularity in Canadian women's rugby could culminate in a deep run at World Cup.”🤷‍♂️

03.09.2025 17:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Moral panic! UCP book ban explodes as government on brink of major labour dispute with Alberta's teachers It’s been 23 years since the last province-wide teachers strike in Alberta

😱 Moral panic! UCP book ban explodes as government on brink of major labour dispute with Alberta's teachers.

Read all about it: daveberta.substack.com/p/moral-pani...

02.09.2025 13:11 👍 67 🔁 36 💬 6 📌 6

Also, frickin’ photo radar—supported by science and the majority of Albertans.

12.08.2025 15:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Danielle Smith’s bizarre and dangerous experiment in vaccine rationing begins  - Alberta Politics Alberta’s bizarre and dangerous experiment in vaccine rationing began yesterday with the appearance of a website where Albertans can register to be considered for COVID-19 immunization sometime in the...

Danielle Smith’s bizarre and dangerous experiment in vaccine rationing begins. albertapolitics.ca/2025/08/dani...

12.08.2025 13:51 👍 113 🔁 55 💬 16 📌 10
Charles Dudley Krenz, 72, died from complications of bile duct cancer on May 29 at his home in Winston, Oregon.

Charles spent the majority of his life making poor use out of every opportunity and privilege awarded him and attempting to make everyone around him as miserable as he was. Bright but lacking curiosity, confident but devoid of empathy, Charles was given second, third, even fourth chances throughout his life, but squandered them with a predictable consistency that borders on deliberate.

At the time of his death, he had alienated himself from almost all who cared for him.
Those people will not be surprised that there was no deathbed change of heart here. Chaz remained unpleasant until the very end.

Charles Dudley Krenz, 72, died from complications of bile duct cancer on May 29 at his home in Winston, Oregon. Charles spent the majority of his life making poor use out of every opportunity and privilege awarded him and attempting to make everyone around him as miserable as he was. Bright but lacking curiosity, confident but devoid of empathy, Charles was given second, third, even fourth chances throughout his life, but squandered them with a predictable consistency that borders on deliberate. At the time of his death, he had alienated himself from almost all who cared for him. Those people will not be surprised that there was no deathbed change of heart here. Chaz remained unpleasant until the very end.

Charles is preceded in death by his partner Jacquelyn Sullivan, whose warmth and good graces provided a reason for others to tolerate him for 27 years until her death from ovarian cancer in 2017. He is survived by his two children, AC Sullivan and Hank Sullivan, who, in the years since their father stole a bunch of money from them and skipped town, have been both relieved and dismayed to learn that breaking generational curses only really takes a modicum of personal effort.

Charles is preceded in death by his partner Jacquelyn Sullivan, whose warmth and good graces provided a reason for others to tolerate him for 27 years until her death from ovarian cancer in 2017. He is survived by his two children, AC Sullivan and Hank Sullivan, who, in the years since their father stole a bunch of money from them and skipped town, have been both relieved and dismayed to learn that breaking generational curses only really takes a modicum of personal effort.

the Star Tribune just called me and told me they would not be publishing the obituary I wrote for my father as it is “unfair to him” and “in poor taste” so here it is and fuck the strib ✌🏻

28.06.2025 18:20 👍 12509 🔁 1719 💬 575 📌 195