To be fair one of those things keeps us safe and the other is a war against Iran.

Making my wife a T-shirt that says "not my first rodeo" and on the back it says "that was the last one" for when she goes to her second rodeo

..., bub."

I'm not at work to be perceived in any way

Can't help it, too fat

And their dog, Bailey, and cat, Gandalf the gray.

Participation atrophy

The scourge of the certainty

For Americans, an "own goal" is a lot like an unforced error.

Pobody's nerfect.

I make a mean bean salad.

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