It looks like he is activating his laser eye.
06.03.2026 04:59
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It looks like he is activating his laser eye.
Can I post the old man’s dick and balls or is that a spoiler?
Hell yeah @joeyesposito.bsky.social & @pandamusk.bsky.social
Hide your puppies, she’s loose
Ironically, my Gmail marked the newsletter email you guys sent about this as a phishing attempt and pushed it into spam.
Making stuff
People are making fun of this but at the end they open mouth kiss and it's actually kind of beautiful. They're clearly doing hand stuff too but they don't show it.
Pretty good ads on Bleeding Cool. I wanna know more about that shed!
Marty Supreme is maybe the most American movie ever. Marty is all our country’s grandiose, narcissistic bullshit rolled up into one shitty guy.
I really am that big tho. My enormous hands crush these puny human mics.
I’m in the US military and I’m about to make a fortune betting against me surviving a drone strike. The other gamblers don’t know how slow I run
Could keep this scene
paying taxes to pedophiles
Sometimes you need to zoom out to gain perspective…
Oh.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.
From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
someone transported here from 1995 with a layman's understanding of the Republican Party - "they like low taxes for the rich and aggressive use of the military" - would be more correct in their assessment of the party than many ostensibly savvy pundits working right now
And lo God said “AACK!”
It’s also like…. The fun of D&D is playing with your friends. That’s like the whole point. What are you replacing with this AI? Friendship?
Happy Birthday to my better half, @joeyesposito.bsky.social
My dad never bought me Warner Bros Discovery so I guess I'll just never know what the real love of a father feels like.
Max Landis is the only person I have heard say “do you know who I am?!” in real life.
It was at SDCC. And the guy at the bar did not know or care who he was.
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons
Reading the news is now called horrormaxxing.
an array of epstein files scumbags, labeled with the consequences they've met.
byrne, austin & wein's cover for x-men #141
I am also declining to purchase Warner Bros.
They forget the truth and justice part and just went all in on the American way.
So, did you read SPIRIT OF THE SHADOWS issue 2 yet? Here’s a double page spread from the issue, featuring one of the craziest and earliest moments we’d envisioned for the series! @oni-press.bsky.social @danziggs.bsky.social #ncbd
Top tier!
Where does Mike Ness get these hats? They're wild.
