jordann

time to whip out my george foreman grill

the chiefs can only make a comeback if they do a singing/dancing number to thriller like they did in season 2 episode 11 of glee

there are so many car commercials. like just play cars 2 already.

the way i would scream cry and throw up anytime amber riley did anything

when are they making a live action Him

glee cast reunion announced for super bowl half time show LX

fuck it. welcome back david bowie

why is this guy above the family dentist

i was very sad today and it was very rude of my work to have actual work for me to do while i was being very s

we’re so lucky to have existed at the same time as you, david lynch. thank you for everything

brutalist screening at music box gave us the coolest pamphlets

in my deep yearning hours for anna sawai

bald man of the night award goes to stanley tucci

hitting my vape for the conclave win

gary oldman award

begging for one shot with margaret qualley

i didn’t see the apprentice but i wish jeremy strong won so he could wear that fuck ass gag on stage

i can’t believe wallace just wears that slutty mesh top to bed. like boy, go stand in line at berghain with a fit like that

they should give gromit a gun.

i could fix shadow the hedgehog.

all of my white friends are so excited i brought soju to the event.

me (a 26 year old woman): yeah i’m still growing. i’ll hit my second growth spurt soon

hello? 9-1-1? oomf hasn’t reaponded in 8 hours. c an you do a wellness check.

snoopy x brutalizer

hang dong

in a perfect world, nicole kidman and harris dickinson would have promoted babygirl like this

LMAO

gonna start quoting every bald man with a mustache with “nosferatu (2024)”

re: babygirl btw