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Australo-American. Grumpy rabble rouser. Co-created 30 Days of Night, you know, that became that film. Writer, artist, cephalopod, cat & horror enthusiast. Annoyingly for you, still here.

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04.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m gonna be in DC for the first time in… a decade?

#AWESOMECON! March 13-15

Ok back to insane deadlines

03.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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30 DAYS OF NIGHT artist Ben Templesmith joins THE DEPARTMENT OF TRUTH, kicks off new story arc next month.
https://ow.ly/V77650YlfCB

24.02.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Sweet Brown - Ain't Nobody Got Time for That (Autotune Remix)
Sweet Brown - Ain't Nobody Got Time for That (Autotune Remix) YouTube video by The Parody Factory

youtu.be/bFEoMO0pc7k

24.02.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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30 DAYS OF NIGHT ARTIST BEN TEMPLESMITH JOINS THE DEPARTMENT OF TRUTH, KICKS OFF NEW STORY ARC NEXT MONTH @imagecomics.com @jamesthefourth.bsky.social @martinsimmonds.bsky.social @templesmith.bsky.social buff.ly/i5VrFL5

24.02.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A beauty!

08.02.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mah girl.

08.02.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You dirty devil πŸ˜‚

08.02.2026 07:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just tell me which characters you romanced. πŸ˜‚

08.02.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I watch it all. I want to help the ratings so they'll make more.

08.02.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oooooh!

I just couldn’t see shit to figure it out!

Mass Effect= my favourite game pretty much, what an amazing storyline.

& then they miserable, shit stained, half arsed β€œsequel” I never even bothered to finish.

08.02.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m dumb. What am I even looking at?

08.02.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I do that for all my shits. Each one is special & deserves to know it was loved.

08.02.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s colder than JD Vance’s crotch in a room without furniture.

08.02.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I haven’t clapped out loud, shed a tear & cheered an episode of TV for a very long time. Not since sometime during the original Game of Thrones seasons.

I did it again tonight, for episode 4 of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.

Just *chef’s kiss*.

08.02.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

06.02.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 7

Only in America can you have a perp walk & it’s those making the arrests being the ones ashamed to show their faces.

05.02.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My butchers/seafood place has a train running through it.

Does yours?

04.02.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Oooh so some do eat them?

04.02.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Why don’t more Floridians eat iguana? Why isn’t it available everywhere? They fall from trees. They’re an invasive, damaging pest. Folks around the world already do eat them.

And I definitely want to try.

What a waste, really.

03.02.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Reply of the day.

03.02.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just heard a moron news anchor say β€œpolice are keeping details close to their sleeve” & my brain broke.

Really lady? You’re paid a lot of money to know it’s β€œclose to your chest” or β€œup your sleeve”.πŸ˜‚

03.02.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Guess what this map is about & it starts with β€œc”…

03.02.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

What an odd time for Gaiman to raise his head & try to say everything is made up about him.

I was told at the time that first podcast came out, around SDCC, by writers in the biz I know, that his stuff & character was an β€œopen secret”. So yeah, I don’t think it’s gonna work for him.

03.02.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Welp, the cat-burglar is out of the bag! My next book and first from @ignitionpress.bsky.social β€œEVERYONE LOVES A JEWEL THIEF” written by Me and @hackintimseeley.bsky.social, art by Me, colors by Jordie Bellaire! This one is unlike anything I’ve done before, over the top ridiculous fun!

01.02.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

A fucking men, man.

01.02.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching a bunch of Stalin docos as I work.

So who’s the Beria of this regime?

01.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think people appreciate enough the fact that, at a time where global warming was approaching an inflection point yet renewable energy was finally becoming economically viable, we decided to squander that opportunity because literal death cultists decided we needed Infinite Bullshit Machines.

31.01.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 2115 πŸ” 526 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 14
JD Vance @JDVance
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Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail?
And now we just don't talk about it.
8:28 AM β€’ 9/4/21

JD Vance @JDVance X.com Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it. 8:28 AM β€’ 9/4/21

JD Vance in 2021:

31.01.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 7172 πŸ” 1887 πŸ’¬ 108 πŸ“Œ 80
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We know the weather wasn't great this week, but if you missed the Malevolent #1 World Premiere with Justin Jordan and @templesmith.bsky.social , don't you worry! We've got signed copies of Malevolent, some really cool new books from Ben, and we're keeping the raffle going through the weekend!

30.01.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0