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Nice. Out of curiosity what was the extra $80 for?

OK Nixon.

Given the spelling we’ve seen it was probably nonces talking about satin fabric.

Macbeth shitting his pants seeing that.

(Finishing beer in dingy bar) Well, I gotta get home to the ol’ block and chain.

OnlyFans Gimbal is my stripper name.

look if you want to wear your spooky skull mask then you've gotta fill out the form that says "it is necessary for operational reasons that they think I'm spooky"

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another gable was made.

colossal stone head @colossal-head.bsky.social the alt text field is where you imagine what guybrush threepwood might say if he examined your image September 5, 2024 at 5:56 PM

Lookin’ like he just called Drake a pedophile.

I'd read the fuck out of the one on the bottom left.

It wouldn't surprise me if there was some overlap with hybristophilia (sexual attraction to criminals, especially serial killers).

Reading this in the Troy McClure voice.

"It's authentic vintage Hugo Boss!"

World Economic Forum + Add to myFT Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns Al boom could falter without wider adoption

Microsoft chief executive Satya Nadella has warned that Al risks becoming a speculative bubble unless its use spreads beyond big tech companies and wealthy economies. Nadella on Tuesday said that the long-term success of the fast-developing technology would depend on it being used by a broad range of industries as well as on uptake outside of the developed world. "For this not to be a bubble by definition, it requires that the benefits of this are much more evenly spread," said Nadella. He noted that a "tell-tale sign of if it's a bubble" would be if only tech groups were benefiting from the rise of AI, rather than companies in other sectors.

Microsoft CEO says AI “risks becoming a speculative bubble unless its use spreads beyond big tech companies and wealthy economies.” Brother you’re the one building this dogshit, we’re three years and hundreds of billions in, how have you not worked it out?

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had to get out of bed to make this

Whoops, I said bi but they’re actually gay. There are two women (one straight one gay) and two men (one straight one gay).

Correct. There are four romanceable characters in the game, two are bi and two are straight. Also console copies sold in the Middle East, Poland and Russia will only allow straight relationships (and prevent you making a trans V).

Trick question. It’s all of them.

Yeah that's fair. In fact I think the film being natively pixelated conversely gives encoders a harder time; wouldn't surprise me if Netflix's encoder wasn't well-tuned for that sort of thing (or whoever handled the upload didn't do a good job).

For what it's worth the movie is natively very pixelly/chunky, it was filmed at 480p except for the ending.

A comic where dilbert shoots the pointy hair boss and then vapes on public transportation

Day 1 of drawing dilbert until i get sued or Scott Adams rises from the grave like Jesus

I think it's a bad sign that every major news media outlet has spent days asking whether or not murder is bad and how much child porn is an okay amount

Munchausens by HTTP proxy

You're an amazing person and never let anyone tell you otherwise.

no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies

Also $600 is fucking nothing in terms of treats. Plenty of relatively poor people spent more than that on a gaming GPU for their PC at some point in the last half-decade.

Getting this printed on booty shorts.

Ugh, that’s so 2015.

Jingle balls