Harold Hamgravy the Ninth

First 🥯 ➡️ 🚌 ➡️ 🚈 in a while tomorrow!

Who do I call if there are more than nine treasures in my navratan korma #blessed

If I had a hot brick wrapped in flannel, l would take it to bed with me

We had the warmest winter ever, and now that one day of regular season temps return, I turn into such a wuss

Yes and yes. In my family’s Catholic parish.

Reading Chicago Train Horngate posts, sounds like it was a completely miserable night!

Tax returns filed and accepted 🥰

Hiring an accountant who does this as their dayjob while I do my dayjob is the best.

(Also, we've been friends for 10+ years)

Still have to email job for two more hours despite the global horrors. I am doing it from bed with a cup of M&Ms on the nightstand l, Cathy-style

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

in the land of the grandpa made oil $150/bbl for no reason, the man with the hoopty 2009 honda fit is king

A steady snow falling on a fenced yard, a curb, street with one parked SUV, and assorted trees across the street

They did! 🐻‍❄️🫡

I have made my ask of the Polar Bear Gods, if we get snow tomorrow it is because they opted to intervene

Zone 2 cardio. Mobility maxxing. There will be no further discussion.

A plate of golden brown-fried cod filets, shrimp, and hush puppies with a dollop of coleslaw, tartar and cocktail sauces, and lemon wedges

🎣🫡

B is making a homemade version of a Long John Silver's dinner, and even cutting the fish filets into my preferred Nevada shape 🥰

Following certain D1 athletes on IG is a depressing confirmation that, no, they are not in it for an education and are not at all engaging with that enormous part of the university they ostensibly attend

It was Mrs. Claus in the deli department with the Pokemon vending machine

Confession: I still know all of the lyrics to the Penny Marshall/Rosie O’Donnell holiday KMart jingle for Wrangler Week in the 1996 holiday season

Lady Bridgerton needs to invent Las Vegas to get all of her children married faster

I have to learn Canva and Google Earth Pro by 10 am Monday? Yay I love being a responsible adult

Sign me up!

This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.

A wide noodle tossed with egg, onions, and a brown sauce >>>>>

It was a nice little (very little) perk

Rumors abound that Wash Park is full of springtime trade, off to investigate

We just ordered $78 of Chinese food for delivery, but what if I want to ****** first 🤔

It's International Day of the Polar Bear and I am thriving

🐻‍❄️🫡

Made a big error in trying to submit my expense report. Like, so big the Finance team has to get the software vendor involved 🤪

Can I suggest something without everyone getting mad

Again. Mostly not paying attention, at least, because virtual and no cameras.