in retrospect its super funny the Bsky brain trust dreamed of a crypto bro wonderland without realizing their invitation only beta (which only the most tuned in, extremely online people could access) guaranteed a seed population of freaky communist shitposters
oh I'm alove of this mousie!!
dats... me !!! squeak,,
Dragons used to be smaller, you know.
There was a time when knights were compared to fishermen, when they would pull off their helmets and down mead and ale through a sheen of mail-sweat and tell their brothers that the dragon was as big as a house — no, a stable — no, Lord So-and-So's mansion.
...waitaminute!
Draconic cognitohazard! WAUGH!
This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.
Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean?
Last line is especially ominous
Barry White Voice Potion please.
These really are the people that are going to go, "Google, show me an Avengers movie but make me the hero," aren't they?
How do... but... but how do you get lost in a story while you're not thinking? What the *fuck* do these people think reading is?
...yeeeah, see, I understand not wanting Brelly to be right about something, but I'm a Real Doctor™ and I think you probably want to get that looked at before it becomes a gross TF vector.
bsky.app/profile/jaid...
MALARKEY, SECURE THAT CHEESEBURGER
Yeah, dressing going back on. The doctor had said to leave it open as much as possible if it wasn't leaking, so uh... guess THOSE conditions have changed. o.
Yeeeah, I already had the doctor visit after a gooey kablooey. ;;
Counterpoint: here
Skytree lit like a bright pink marker that just finished painting all the blossoms but stopped short at the temple, who might not have appreciated the makeover.
paint the town pink
Already had a Very Exciting visit to them last week and yeah, got told to expect some lingering grossness... blerulgeurghglh.
Aww, gotta put some love on this fluff!!
Johdii the giantess standing in a forest looking a bit glum
Just a late night Johdii sketch because she's been feeling a bit left out lately
#sizesky #giantess #spekkart
mysteriously bleeding from a hole in my head, oh what a thing to find out when it drips on your leg~ 🎶
A girl holds hands with a pikachu, and says, "pikachu, we will do it, we will electrocute timothée chalamet". The pikachu replies, "yes master".
It must be done.
rt if u hate nazis and love boobs
#deer
“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”
-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥
AGENT ASHCROFT? WELL HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? UMBRELLA? GOOD IDEA, YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THIS WEATHER.
me seeing a new acronym: hmmm what fetish are they referencing
He's all ears.
Fanart of T'Lyn from Star Trek: Lower Decks. Left: T'Lyn on a Vulcan ship, with her Vulcan grey and white crew uniform. She is standing with her left arm behind her back and doing a Vulcan salute with her right hand. Top Right: T'Lyn rearranging the pieces on a 3D chess board and looking sideways conspiratorially. She is in the Cerritos' nar and in her Starfleet uniform. Bottom Right: T'Lyn wielding a Larpa while on Orion, wearing her yellow Orion outfit, looking hella angry.
Happy International Women's Day from my fav out of control Vulcan. 🖖
#StarTrek #StarTrekLowerDecks #lowerdecks #T'lyn
Dang, it won't let me select Minecraft nine times...
Quake *points*
