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I think we should ban LED headlights why am I getting blinded every fucking night
Rent should be 10% cheaper in February
the best 1:35 in tv history
real journalism
asking grok for something should make you ineligible to vote
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Nvidia is now 16% of the US GDP. We are so fucked.
hot take but the Male Loneliness Epidemic is self-imposed by men behaving poorly and never learning to socialize outside of their friend group.
making fun of people who are freaking out over Zohran even tho it doesn’t affect them at all lol
I am recruiting for ICE and need your help finding the perfect candidates:
REQUIREMENTS:
- C- Average
- Started an Associates Degree and never finished it
- Body Shape that has never existed in human history. Sort of an amorphous blob or perhaps buff with a tiny head would be perfect.
knew it! this is going to ruin the tour
the tides will turn. we will win against fascism.
Zohran Mamdani is going to win in New York???? How will I, as a farmer in rural Connecticut, survive??????
I think 80% of the Republican Party is just in religious psychosis
That’s not me man I’m just a dude
he’s talking about a pastor
mans been busy I guess 🤷♂️
You expect republicans to do the right thing???? Why is Democratic leadership so willfully blind?
Now I have to pretend I thought Jimmy Kimmel was funny 😔
First Colbert, now Kimmel.
Last-minute settlements, secret side deals, multi-billion dollar mergers pending Donald Trump's approval.
Trump silencing free speech stifles our democracy. It sure looks like giant media companies are enabling his authoritarianism.
“Free Speech” for Republicans just boils down to wanting to say slurs with no repercussions. Absolutely brain dead.
Republicans took every opportunity to celebrate the deaths of George Floyd, Trayvon Martin, Melissa Hortman, Ryan Carson, Joseph Rosenbaum, Anthony Huber, Brianna Taylor, Tamir Rice, Michael Brown, Eric Garner, Heather Heyer, Ahmaud Arbery, and the list goes on.
Why should I care if they’re mad?
democrats who call for bipartisanship might as well just say they want to work with fascists and nazis like what are you talking about
“fuck your feelings” crowd very upset that other people don’t care about their feelings
literally. the ivermectin is kicking their ass
I like how the Republican Party is like a million of these guys telling ME im too emotional
