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Alex Grease

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gritting, by Kevin's shield track by Kevin's shield

Well it's bandcamp Friday I have a new kind of side project kevinsshield.bandcamp.com

06.03.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I was a medical professional and i was on-call i would tell people I was an "on-call-ogist" and act confused when they started talking about cancer

06.03.2026 00:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First as broccoli then as farts

05.03.2026 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Picture this. The simpsons Bort sequence but with hamlet /hamnet. You would get the bluesky uncs hornt tf UP "ooooh well played sir" it's nothing to me

05.03.2026 00:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

south korea's whole ethos is that they have freedom unlike their godless communist neighbors and then they release 5 movies a year about how being a salaryman is worse than chattel slavery

04.02.2026 03:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
neo-detritus - Radio

hi! tomorrow (February 1 2026) at 12 PM PT / 3 PM ET iโ€™m going to be doing a DJ set online for the yet to launch neo-detritus Radio. no idea what songs iโ€™m spinning or how long, going off the cuff to see what happens. ragnarok.

tune in at neodetrit.us/radio/ starting at 11 AM PT! see you there :-)

31.01.2026 18:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

The way My hungry ass thought this was mecca

24.01.2026 02:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not too late man you've got your whole life ahead of you! Well, mostly the parts where you continue along the trajectory you've already cemented for yourself while the world slowly moves past you. But that's still a fun time

23.01.2026 19:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know,

23.01.2026 04:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What are you talking of bout

23.01.2026 04:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh hey your band's set was great. Although you personally do seem to be holding the rest of them back

23.01.2026 04:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

patient: but doctor.. i AM pagliacci

pagliacci (pretending to be a doctor to drum up business): you can just say you don't want to go to the show

18.02.2024 10:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1056 ๐Ÿ” 155 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's kind of amazing how little it takes for them to decide something is just the way it is forever and changing it would be a heinous aberration

16.01.2026 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What if you treat them like pets that people treat like children

14.01.2026 02:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bandcamp Bans AI Music AI music has become a big problem on streaming services. Remember the Velvet Sundown, the AI-generated psych-rock band from last year with hundreds of thousands of Spotify streams? Remember bands gett...

Bandcamp bans AI music

14.01.2026 01:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 5139 ๐Ÿ” 1714 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48 ๐Ÿ“Œ 259

my new thing is i export all my mixes as 320kbps mp3s and then i run those through the mastering rack and export them as 320kbps mp3s again

21.12.2025 22:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm beginning to wonder whether it's even listed in the DSM-5

16.12.2025 02:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's always tough to see someone much younger outperform you at your craft. Some of my employees are like 8 years old and they're already better than I'll ever be at sewing large quantities of inexpensive garments

10.12.2025 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bleace bleace bleace let me get what I want -the Smith

10.12.2025 01:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Having sex is naive

10.12.2025 01:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rob Thomas, a life in rock and roll, then things get weird

Rob Thomas, a life in rock and roll, then things get weird

Looked up what Rob Thomas has been up to - he's been a naughty boy

09.12.2025 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 763 ๐Ÿ” 148 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

20 years ago we had Francis Bacon, Charles Portis, and Charles Semen

09.12.2025 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pronouncing "lady gaga" with the emphasis on the last syllable

09.12.2025 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿค“ the knob is attached to the pot

09.12.2025 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's damn as hell !!!!

09.12.2025 07:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Breaking Bad should have been called Making Meth instead

09.12.2025 07:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

came across a paper by someone with the last name Rissler

09.12.2025 04:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(cheerfully clocking in for my first shift as the prince's whipping boy) alright boss who we whippin first

08.12.2025 16:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 319 ๐Ÿ” 31 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A lot of music producers claim to have a "secret weapon in the studio" but I think the only person who could really say that was phil spector

08.12.2025 22:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Houston: Hey Armstrong.. [snickering] what's 375218954ร—466539?

Neil Armstrong: [holding back tears] I TOLD you guys I don't KNOW!!!

08.12.2025 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0