Bridgit Honda

My god we are in The Unenlightment

NIGHTMARE FUEL

Today, my stalker of 3 years made bond after assaulting a woman on the metro.

His third arrest since J6!

“Self-Professed White Supremacist, Who Wanted to Be 'Lone Wolf Killer,' Arrested over D.C. Insurrection: DOJ”

Jan 17, 2021

ESPECIALLY THISSSSSSSSS

This is a good point honestly.

They did .

why are the people who run the SOCIAL media site so cheesed that most people just log on to be SOCIAL with their friends

This is a great article and got too little attention when it first came out. @propublica.org is doing amazing work.

Here is the thing you need to know about MarkWayne Mullin. Even his own mother was too lazy to sort out a proper name for him.

it kind of seems like democracy dies in the harsh white light of my phone screen

when the creators of Idiocracy set out to imagine the dumbest possible future, even they didn’t anticipate that there would be this much Kid Rock

I tried to administer my cough medicine (to me) and dewormer to the cat, and I gave the cat robotussin. Boy, was he pissed

I was late to a dance party on a submarine because I had to help the cafe across the street put out a grass fire.

Odysseus had his crew lash him to the mast to keep him from doing an interview with Chotiner.

Stl has a squirrel rally

You know those kids who weren’t good at anything and resented the hell out of anyone who was? Who destroyed art projects and Lego towers for the fun of it? Who might have been rich or attractive but were seethingly angry that this didn’t make people like them? Well they run the country now

I'll be honest, every time I see a story about Kalshi, I think, "Man, betting is a weird brand change for that organic cereal."

Would be nice if they had not already cleaned house at the state department.

ANOTHER
PROOFTEXT
FOR
WHY
BILLIONAIRES
(aka not Ms. Parton)
SHOULD
NOT
EXIST

(ps still believe Ms. Parton is a lamed vavnik)

(tradition teaches that there are 36 unidentified righteous people at any given moment whose actions hold up the whole world.)

did you guys know you can eat potato salad whenever you want. don’t need to be at a cookout, even. im eating it standing over the kitchen sink as we speak

I know that's right

the same bros that think the US could successfully prosecute a land war in Iran think they could win a point off of Serena Williams at tennis

My government has a real “we didn’t know starting a war would cause a war“ vibe going on which I realize I should be outraged about in the abstract but find myself mainly nonplussed by at this point.

Do you ever just go back and think what if Al Gore would have become president?

Exactly.

The GOP is trying to make the book of Revelation pay off like a slot machine.

#ReorderDakotaIncident

@dc.com

really one of the strangest media cycles in history, where mainstream media actively hid the fact that the columbine killers were popular upper class preppy kids with full on neo-nazi ideologies and instead pretended they were victims of bullying

They keep trying to do the things that worked before: like making the same sequel because they don't understand that we saw that movie so it doesn't work again. They are never leaving the 70's even though we aren't even in that millinieum anymore

This is honestly one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever read about this administration. Making money off of bombing a school

They were never against war. They were only against taking orders from a woman.