Ciara Knight

Yer boyfriend texts into the radio asking them to play George Ezra

Inside says ‘Hope you get the ride’

Cackling at the only comment on a lemon drizzle cake recipe

Got to write jokes for the IFTAs 🏆

Girl move on

Mountbatten down the hatches!

Sixth Pancake Tuesday without Fungie. Always the hardest.

Do you mind if I smoke

Is it just me or is the pick n mix kinda giving Saddam Hussein’s hiding place?

Opened a jar containing a loose egg on the train and created an argument between the couple in front over who farted. Happy Valentine’s Day x

Wishing a very happy birthday to the stranger whose ID I have memorised until the end of time

His friends call him Solstice

Asked my hairdresser if she ever considered entering the Olympics for curling and she earnestly said no so I guess I’ll be having a quick nightcap of bleach before bed tonight x

Emerald Fennell getting a little too cocky for someone whose name means Green Herb

Sometimes the lowest hanging fruit is the tastiest one x

Confident I’m the first person in my bloodline to see an indie film at an art house cinema in Hackney while eating turmeric and manuka honey flavoured popcorn

Her range is unstoppable

Really hope the movie is bad so my Letterboxd review can be ‘More like Wuthering Shites’ and it’ll get two likes but that’ll be enough for me

Unfortunately bet into #BeastGames and have nicknamed one of them Protein Stath Lets Flats

First moderately deaf member of the PPU without Fungie. Always the hardest.

I call it Spencer & Marks sometimes just to feel something yes I fear my joie de vivre has left and will never return why you ask

If you watch it again but it’s not quite as good it’s called Reheated Rivalry

Saint Brigid loved a bargain. She was always buying Imbolc.

St Brigid’s Day is the one day a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it

Thanks so much for all the kind messages today♥️ Really means a lot. And if you haven’t heard yet - yes it’s true. I changed the hoover bag!!

Chemists should do a Too Good To Go bag. Lip balm, lil pick n mix of antibiotics, face masks and such like. I could be happy.

Tryna hide the bags under my eyes with concealer

So many A$AP Rocky song titles tell the tale of a good Catholic wedding

When I worked for a female-focused lifestyle website many years ago I made a meme that said 'I'm not doing dry January until the weather starts 🤪' and unfortunately it absolutely killed like the engagement was off the charts 😔 anyway thinking of those 'Ugh so true' huns today x

Prue has stepped down. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @