Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.
We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.
Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.
We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.
*Burger King employee offers me a paper crown*
"No thanks, I'm ethically opposed to monarchy."
For all that it's become synonymous with laziness, SparkNotes and CliffsNotes are written by real educators and actually make really good study guides
This is just mindless dumbing down
I’m genuinely sad that people are trying to streamline reading, the greatest invention the human race ever came up with, by blending existing texts into a soylent-style nutrient slurry
Yeah. I like TOLKIEN’S Middle Earth, not the “well, we have the rights, let’s make a buck” middle earth of Hollywood. I couldn’t give less of a shit about this glorified official fanfic
I don’t want to see de-aged actors cash a paycheck on a part of the story that even in the original book is maybe a page long and presented in an offhand info dump.
I’m literally at the point where if I could go back in time and prevent the Jackson movies I would because it’s not worth this bullshit to have a reasonably decent but deeply flawed adaptation of something that can never be perfectly adapted anyway
Please add triggers for Joe Rogan I have filters for a reason
Smooth Dankey Kang
Ooga booga big
Ooga booga strong
I’m gonna post
An ooga booga kong
Hegseth and anyone else claiming “oops, I accidentally massacred 175 children” are not above the law.
Vintage photo of the original Disneyland Mickey & Minnie walkaround characters in all of their disquieting glory, traumatizing a young boy
“Come, child. Come with us to a magical place. BANISH YOUR TEARS, FOR THEY SUMMON THE MAD MALLARD.”
Whenever I hear "Our House" by Madness and they sing "our house / in the middle of our street" I picture a home built on the median strip of a wide road, which is possibly not the band's intent.
by laying a monopolistic claim to something they hate fascists can defile it like no other, like a bully spitting in your food just to mark it as his
see also gamergaters who didnt even like video games that much or at all but just wanted to claim exclusive ownership to ruin it for everyone else
The DOJ sent subpoenas to 20+ providers of gender-affirming care. At least 7 of these have been successfully challenged in federal court.
The DOJ has appealed most of these decisions, but it only asked to expedite one: The sole case where its opponent is a small practice without in-house legal.
Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All
Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All https://theonion.com/guy-ordering-nonalcoholic-beer-has-either-seen-a-ton-of-shit-or-no-shit-at-all/
Yair Zivan @YairZivan Senator, I work for the Leader of the Opposition in Israel and I’m writing this from a bomb shelter with my children. Israel is under attack by fanatical terrorists who want to murder us. It never ceases to amaze that your humanity never seems to extend to Israeli lives. Quote Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders · 56m It’s not just Iran. It’s Lebanon. In less than 2 weeks, Israel has killed 570 people and displaced 750,000 — over 10% of the entire country. Residential buildings are be
This guy works for Yair Lapid and is complaining that Bernie Sanders isn't sufficiently supportive of Israel during a time of war that most Israeli Jewish politicians, including Yair Lapid, wanted and started.
If you think post-Netanyahu relations between US Dems and Israel will improve...
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy
rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake
leland palmer in the black lodge
Id like to imagine pac-man is bisexual because he has so much love and joy in his heart for everyone it can't be limited to a single gender.
this is my tierlist. about 60% of this is based in fact (ie which fe characters can marry the same gender) and 40% is "it came to me in a vision"
if you think about it ranma is a chick tract in its own way.
I'm sorry but "we went too far in fighting racism" is not a take I consider serious from absolutely anyone who considers themselves on the left so long as mass incarceration, the eviction crisis, the school to prison pipeline, educational segregation, lead water pipes, and the economic draft exist.
"I have looked into the abyss, and the abyss did in fact look into me, and found that actually I was a deeper abyss, and the abyss was wowed."
Mario VS DK cutscenes will never not be get me lol
“Think of the children” needs to be attacked as a talking point more because nobody actually cares, if they did we’d be fighting tooth and nail for gun control so that school shootings werent so common you can miss them in the american news cycle
This is Minneapolis:
Our mayor vetoed a bare minimum proposal to give neighbors who’ve been hiding for 3 months a bit more time to recover & pay rent before being evicted.
My neighbors are texting me, saying they want to “work double time” to catch up but are struggling to find work.
1/2
Deleted scene from Terminator 2.