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hi im filbi they/them award-winning author of "Jetpack Jimmy Goes to the Moisture Fair: A Play in Seventeen Acts" (Gollancz 2009) friend of Eggbug

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Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.

We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.

11.03.2026 21:56 👍 891 🔁 271 💬 26 📌 8

*Burger King employee offers me a paper crown*

"No thanks, I'm ethically opposed to monarchy."

11.03.2026 21:04 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

For all that it's become synonymous with laziness, SparkNotes and CliffsNotes are written by real educators and actually make really good study guides

This is just mindless dumbing down

11.03.2026 21:01 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m genuinely sad that people are trying to streamline reading, the greatest invention the human race ever came up with, by blending existing texts into a soylent-style nutrient slurry

11.03.2026 20:42 👍 61 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 1

Yeah. I like TOLKIEN’S Middle Earth, not the “well, we have the rights, let’s make a buck” middle earth of Hollywood. I couldn’t give less of a shit about this glorified official fanfic

11.03.2026 20:44 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t want to see de-aged actors cash a paycheck on a part of the story that even in the original book is maybe a page long and presented in an offhand info dump.

11.03.2026 20:39 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

I’m literally at the point where if I could go back in time and prevent the Jackson movies I would because it’s not worth this bullshit to have a reasonably decent but deeply flawed adaptation of something that can never be perfectly adapted anyway

11.03.2026 20:37 👍 22 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 0
11.03.2026 18:10 👍 28 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 1

Please add triggers for Joe Rogan I have filters for a reason

11.03.2026 16:06 👍 73 🔁 19 💬 5 📌 0
Smooth Dankey Kang

Smooth Dankey Kang

Ooga booga big
Ooga booga strong
I’m gonna post
An ooga booga kong

11.03.2026 15:04 👍 276 🔁 46 💬 36 📌 24
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Hegseth and anyone else claiming “oops, I accidentally massacred 175 children” are not above the law.

11.03.2026 19:29 👍 269 🔁 98 💬 11 📌 2
Vintage photo of the original Disneyland Mickey & Minnie walkaround characters in all of their disquieting glory, traumatizing a young boy

Vintage photo of the original Disneyland Mickey & Minnie walkaround characters in all of their disquieting glory, traumatizing a young boy

“Come, child. Come with us to a magical place. BANISH YOUR TEARS, FOR THEY SUMMON THE MAD MALLARD.”

11.03.2026 07:17 👍 37 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0

Whenever I hear "Our House" by Madness and they sing "our house / in the middle of our street" I picture a home built on the median strip of a wide road, which is possibly not the band's intent.

11.03.2026 20:14 👍 31 🔁 1 💬 10 📌 2

by laying a monopolistic claim to something they hate fascists can defile it like no other, like a bully spitting in your food just to mark it as his

see also gamergaters who didnt even like video games that much or at all but just wanted to claim exclusive ownership to ruin it for everyone else

11.03.2026 19:53 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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DOJ Takes Aim At Off-Label Prescriptions in Gender-Affirming Care Fight The Trump Administration’s arguments in a recent hearing over a subpoena for trans patients’ medical records could also spell danger for abortion access.

The DOJ sent subpoenas to 20+ providers of gender-affirming care. At least 7 of these have been successfully challenged in federal court.

The DOJ has appealed most of these decisions, but it only asked to expedite one: The sole case where its opponent is a small practice without in-house legal.

11.03.2026 20:14 👍 64 🔁 35 💬 1 📌 0
Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All

Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All

Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All https://theonion.com/guy-ordering-nonalcoholic-beer-has-either-seen-a-ton-of-shit-or-no-shit-at-all/

11.03.2026 20:00 👍 986 🔁 115 💬 15 📌 18

Yair Zivan
@YairZivan
Senator, I work for the Leader of the Opposition in Israel and I’m writing this from a bomb shelter with my children.

Israel is under attack by fanatical terrorists who want to murder us. 

It never ceases to amaze that your humanity never seems to extend to Israeli lives.
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Bernie Sanders
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It’s not just Iran.  

It’s Lebanon. 
 
In less than 2 weeks, Israel has killed 570 people and displaced 750,000 — over 10% of the entire country. Residential buildings are be

Yair Zivan @YairZivan Senator, I work for the Leader of the Opposition in Israel and I’m writing this from a bomb shelter with my children. Israel is under attack by fanatical terrorists who want to murder us. It never ceases to amaze that your humanity never seems to extend to Israeli lives. Quote Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders · 56m It’s not just Iran. It’s Lebanon. In less than 2 weeks, Israel has killed 570 people and displaced 750,000 — over 10% of the entire country. Residential buildings are be

This guy works for Yair Lapid and is complaining that Bernie Sanders isn't sufficiently supportive of Israel during a time of war that most Israeli Jewish politicians, including Yair Lapid, wanted and started.

If you think post-Netanyahu relations between US Dems and Israel will improve...

11.03.2026 19:57 👍 387 🔁 68 💬 11 📌 5
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The IDF damages Tehran's Golestan Palace: 'It's like striking the Taj Mahal' The Severe Damage to the Golestan Palace in Tehran During the Israeli Strikes Is Raising Once Again the Question of Whether World Heritage Sites Can Be Protected During Wartime

Bastards. Barbaric vandals. www.haaretz.com/middle-east-...

11.03.2026 18:09 👍 138 🔁 48 💬 3 📌 5
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

11.03.2026 15:40 👍 8721 🔁 2010 💬 40 📌 21
rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

leland palmer in the black lodge

10.03.2026 15:20 👍 4689 🔁 820 💬 151 📌 144

Id like to imagine pac-man is bisexual because he has so much love and joy in his heart for everyone it can't be limited to a single gender.

11.03.2026 04:06 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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this is my tierlist. about 60% of this is based in fact (ie which fe characters can marry the same gender) and 40% is "it came to me in a vision"

11.03.2026 03:53 👍 461 🔁 52 💬 82 📌 2
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11.03.2026 03:38 👍 3676 🔁 1398 💬 25 📌 3

if you think about it ranma is a chick tract in its own way.

11.03.2026 18:42 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I'm sorry but "we went too far in fighting racism" is not a take I consider serious from absolutely anyone who considers themselves on the left so long as mass incarceration, the eviction crisis, the school to prison pipeline, educational segregation, lead water pipes, and the economic draft exist.

11.03.2026 16:12 👍 662 🔁 135 💬 12 📌 9

"I have looked into the abyss, and the abyss did in fact look into me, and found that actually I was a deeper abyss, and the abyss was wowed."

11.03.2026 19:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Mario VS DK cutscenes will never not be get me lol

11.03.2026 18:15 👍 48 🔁 16 💬 5 📌 1

“Think of the children” needs to be attacked as a talking point more because nobody actually cares, if they did we’d be fighting tooth and nail for gun control so that school shootings werent so common you can miss them in the american news cycle

11.03.2026 17:49 👍 111 🔁 48 💬 4 📌 0

This is Minneapolis:

Our mayor vetoed a bare minimum proposal to give neighbors who’ve been hiding for 3 months a bit more time to recover & pay rent before being evicted.

My neighbors are texting me, saying they want to “work double time” to catch up but are struggling to find work.

1/2

11.03.2026 18:31 👍 74 🔁 40 💬 2 📌 2
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Deleted scene from Terminator 2.

11.03.2026 15:36 👍 214 🔁 77 💬 5 📌 4