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Mia Wilson

@miawilsoncomedy

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Why I turned down an invitation to speak at Temple Emanu-El's 180th anniversary Shabbat service - Jewish Telegraphic Agency Rabbi Andrue Kahn heads the anti-Zionist American Council for Judaism and started his rabbinic career at Emanu-El.

I would have loved to return to the synagogue to celebrate its incredible history, but I just couldn’t do it. New from me in JTA: www.jta.org/2025/04/03/i...

03.04.2025 16:29 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

I adore everything about this.
When I say that anyone who has even looked at @rabbiandykahn.com sideways could be swallowed by the Earth in front of me and I would keep it moving, I’m not remotely exaggerating.

10.02.2025 20:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching Harrison Butker lose while eating jalapeΓ±o poppers should be a federal holiday we celebrate yearly.

10.02.2025 15:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are these people incapable of reading ANY book to the end?!?

WH advisor: β€œAnd with this plan, we will soar like the Hindenburg.”

06.02.2025 23:04 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can top this: I’m old enough to remember Ivanka Trump’s original face.

02.02.2025 13:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m starting to think some of y’all didn’t even mean those WWJD bracelets.

23.01.2025 16:58 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Binge watching Silo & how in a post apocalyptic world of utilitarian aesthetics did Common manage to find the only turtleneck in the universe???

23.01.2025 01:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If my dog were a Catholic school he would be, Our Lady of Perpetual Meltdowns.

16.01.2025 03:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At the airport and a couple from Texas is absolutely melting down at a gate agent because he didn’t β€œhold the plane for them” while they missed their connecting flight by over an hour. Has everyone been eating lead paint for the past 5 years?!? What are we doing out here, y’all???

04.01.2025 16:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a big step up for me career-wise. A year ago it would have said, β€œClown Hole.”

08.12.2024 20:31 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s all just NXIVM’s mandatory volleyball.

30.11.2024 00:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I got a Master’s degree in Politics focusing on women & gender. Whenever men hear this they assume it wasn’t a serious degree & will ask things like, β€œWhat kind of classes did you take, The History of Queefs?”
No. It was β€œThe Herstory of Queefs” and that distinction matters.

29.11.2024 22:19 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0