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Bitter Jazz. Meisterj. Solitary Jasmine

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I'm Jasmine P. I draw comics and stuff. Black Lives Always Matter. Will be 18+ at times 🚫 nfts 🚫 generative ai https://www.jasmine-pinales.com https://ko-fi.com/meisterj https://meisterj-shop.fourthwall.com #JPDS26 #PrideReads

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more i am your beast is coming

it's coming this year

also it's on sale right now
store.steampowered.com/app/1876590/...

06.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Every Accusation is a Confession, Great Replacement Edition.

06.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Donald Duck stands on top of a bird bath, smiling, as several birds look up at him from the ground excitedly. Heathcliff and Iggy watch from a nearby window, and Iggy says "Another birdbath celebrity sighting."

Donald Duck stands on top of a bird bath, smiling, as several birds look up at him from the ground excitedly. Heathcliff and Iggy watch from a nearby window, and Iggy says "Another birdbath celebrity sighting."

06 Mar 2026

06.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 335 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 9
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Nintendo suing US government over tariffs
aftermath.site/nintendo-tarif...

06.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 1649 πŸ” 417 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 369
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when Nickelodeon bought the building next door and expanded the studio in Burbank, they placed quotes from former creators around the campus.

This one from my all time favorite Nick show The Adventures of Pete and Pete is like the blueprint I strive for in my own writing.

06.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 400 πŸ” 118 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4

Oh damn, a chance to appreciate @writnelson.bsky.social putting himself into his music, something that really resonated with me when I played El Paso, Elsewhere.

So much so that I asked him and @rj.dcellgames.com to make a song for Wax Heads and they... did?

and um, it's really, REALLY GOOD! πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

06.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
A tuxedo cat is panicked and running like hell being chased by a trio of robot legged bird babies from yesterday. One bird is jumping to do a flying jump kick, the other 2 are racing toward the cat. I don't know why

A tuxedo cat is panicked and running like hell being chased by a trio of robot legged bird babies from yesterday. One bird is jumping to do a flying jump kick, the other 2 are racing toward the cat. I don't know why

Daily 64: Attack of the robot leg babies

#drawing #sketch #doodle #JPDS26

06.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

He got grisped

06.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

After some troubleshooting I’ve made an alternative version of this layer set where they’re grouped by colour rather than by tone density to make them easier to edit or isolate colours for printing. Also threw in a bunch of bonus tone textures

assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail...

02.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 17128 πŸ” 5673 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 101

Comics conventions are too large, too expensive, too professional.

I’m from a different part of the comics community. I’m from the β€œdid you remember to bring the tablecloth” part of the comics community. I’m from the *Stayed Up All Night Folding and Stapling My Minicomics* part of the community

06.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

did you see this update

06.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A guy at a pool drinking a fruit-filled cocktail and looking at his phone. A monster is coming out of the pool behind him. The guy doesn't notice, because he is distracted by his phone. His young nephew says, "Uncle Roy, there's a guy." The text reads: Nothing good happens when you're distracted at the pool. Always watch kids at pools and spas.

A guy at a pool drinking a fruit-filled cocktail and looking at his phone. A monster is coming out of the pool behind him. The guy doesn't notice, because he is distracted by his phone. His young nephew says, "Uncle Roy, there's a guy." The text reads: Nothing good happens when you're distracted at the pool. Always watch kids at pools and spas.

Soon.

06.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 454 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

We need liability for the states and their contractors to guarantee nobody eligible to vote is stopped by the state or put on any list claiming they do not have the right to vote. A million dollar fine to be given to those citizens sounds about right.

06.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is so true and i hate that the only alternative i can suggest is sheezy who's development has slowed to a halt, is currently too slow to use conveniently, and the dev will not let a single person help him with the code

06.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

WTAF????????

06.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
it's a screenshot of the new pokopia game with HANS VOGEL IS DEAD written in the cute font.

it's a screenshot of the new pokopia game with HANS VOGEL IS DEAD written in the cute font.

okayyyyy it's the little smiley face in the i that makes it for me

06.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

but also FYI, if you have what dermatologists call ezcema -- ask to get a patch test done. I had two dermatologists try to just stick me on ezcema drugs without even considering it might be an allergy, but an allergist took one look and said I think that's contact dermatitis.

06.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
personified design of mint chocolate chip ice cream. she’s got little mint leaf fairy wings.

personified design of mint chocolate chip ice cream. she’s got little mint leaf fairy wings.

2026’s Patreon Sticker Club theme is β€œice cream people”. I love getting to design fun things like this. Here’s January.
patreon.com/bigbigtruck

08.01.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
cozy little ice cream sandwich guy

cozy little ice cream sandwich guy

ice cream sandwich, for march

patreon.com/bigbigtruck

18.02.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

They just keep meeting up but the top is getting more and more posessive, while also being mad he doesn't know anything about the bottom, but he also doesn't want to know. He wants to get his dick wet and is upset the guy he's fucking has normal platonic interactions with anyone else

06.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The top is a chaebol and a bit of an idiot since he thought he's just fuck the bottom as a side piece but he's jealous as fuck seeing him talk to any other man.

The bottom is a naive idiot who is getting hounded by debt collectors over his dead (i think dead) father's debt.

They're not dating, yet

06.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from Gig of the Day by Soon showing Mr Yeon, with dark hair in a black shit kissing Yeomin, smaller with brown hair. His head fits entirely in Mr Yeon's hand.

Screenshot from Gig of the Day by Soon showing Mr Yeon, with dark hair in a black shit kissing Yeomin, smaller with brown hair. His head fits entirely in Mr Yeon's hand.

Reading a smut comic and the top's hand is big enough to wrap around the entire back of the bottom's head. Yaoi hands like this haven't been common in like 15, 20 years

Fucking massive bear paws on this man

06.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
r/relationship_advice u/ElvisAaron β€’ 2h

My [36M] girlfriend [26F] makes her vagina β€œtalk” to me and will not stop.
Relationships

She’s amazing. Cute, funny, emotionally self-aware, great communication skills, everything I’ve ever wanted. She is also quirky and dorky, which is new for me but I enjoy it (after a lifetime of dating β€œbad bitches” I will now forever endorse dating dorks) β€”except this one thing. She thinks its incredibly funny to manipulate her vagina and provide a voice for it.

I will be just minding my own business, playing vidya or working on my laptop or whatever and then boom. β€œHEY HANDSOME HOW WAS YOUR DAY?! ARE YOU HUNGRY?! I BOUGHT CHEEZ-ITS!!”

There she is, dress hiked up, no panties, both hands gripping her vulva a foot from my head and making her lips talk to me in this horrible high-pitched Grover-esque muppet voice.

r/relationship_advice u/ElvisAaron β€’ 2h My [36M] girlfriend [26F] makes her vagina β€œtalk” to me and will not stop. Relationships She’s amazing. Cute, funny, emotionally self-aware, great communication skills, everything I’ve ever wanted. She is also quirky and dorky, which is new for me but I enjoy it (after a lifetime of dating β€œbad bitches” I will now forever endorse dating dorks) β€”except this one thing. She thinks its incredibly funny to manipulate her vagina and provide a voice for it. I will be just minding my own business, playing vidya or working on my laptop or whatever and then boom. β€œHEY HANDSOME HOW WAS YOUR DAY?! ARE YOU HUNGRY?! I BOUGHT CHEEZ-ITS!!” There she is, dress hiked up, no panties, both hands gripping her vulva a foot from my head and making her lips talk to me in this horrible high-pitched Grover-esque muppet voice.

God forbid a girl has a hobby

10.02.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 380 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 65
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✝️ A Holy War Against Iran? Mehdi on the Republican religious nutjobs pining for Armageddon in the Middle East. Plus: the latest on the Iran school bombing and, for once, a disgraced Republican is shamed into quitting politics.

"The Real Religious Fanatics Behind the Iran War"

They're not in Tehran, they're in Washington DC. I bring receipts in my lede piece for today's First Draft morning newsletter from Zeteo.

Check it out/share/subscribe:

06.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 1237 πŸ” 372 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 21
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The Controversies Finally Caught Up to Kristi Noem Donald Trump said he would replace the secretary of the Department of Homeland Security. Noem’s tenure was marked by aggressive anti-immigration tactics and ICE and CBP’s killing of two US protesters.

ICYMI: After a tenure marked by controversy and a contentious week of Congressional hearings, secretary Kristi Noem is out as head of the Department of Homeland Security. www.wired.com/story/the-co...

06.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 6
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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h β€’β€’β€’ My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

β€œI have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 19519 πŸ” 4125 πŸ’¬ 723 πŸ“Œ 1097
An important academic update

An important academic update

Halal Truck Mr. Beast

Halal Truck Mr. Beast

Eldest boy has taken to sending me messages and emails sporadically that look normal but when opened are just Halal Truck Mr. Beast

06.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 3053 πŸ” 373 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 14

Yes. Entirely.

I was thinking about the MGS 3 Secret Theater of Granin going on and on about legs when I designed them in the previous Daily sketch. They're Baby Piloted Bipedal Tanks instead of Nuclear Powered Bipedal Tanks.

It's not just a weird, nonsense drawing, it's a reference!

06.03.2026 12:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Eromanga Queensland, NO SEAMEN

05.03.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 692 πŸ” 261 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7