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Ars Hermetica

@arshermetica

Aspiring bog witch NPC trapped in the body of a nerdy Alaskan chef who only recently realized why choo-choo trains and counting things are so soothing...

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Latest posts by Ars Hermetica @arshermetica

My line cooks don't even get to know the recipe

10.03.2026 19:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I fuckin love suspenders

10.03.2026 19:07 👍 28 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
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Kurobuta pork belly and loin, trimmings from my homemade bacon, a highly secret blend of spices, smoked bourbon and plum syrup make for fuckin amazing breakfast sausage

I had a craving this morning..

07.03.2026 21:51 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Yeaaaaah I hit puberty really early

16.02.2026 04:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I lied, here's more bread

Buttermilk sourdough English muffins when we was at the cabin in Guerneville. Made the boy some epic breakfast sandwiches before we hit the rodeo

16.02.2026 03:06 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Enough bread, here's some limp cock to break up the gluten

16.02.2026 02:36 👍 49 🔁 4 💬 7 📌 0
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God fuckin damn, I love making bread

16.02.2026 02:02 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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For all your longshoreman needs

15.02.2026 19:28 👍 33 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

yeaaaah hyperspermia will do that to ya

15.02.2026 17:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Didn't need google photos to remind me of what I looked like in 1997..

15.02.2026 02:59 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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There's a certain beauty to taking flour, water, salt and yeast and being able to amend a dough with things like hand milled chocolate powder or dehydrated chicken skins to create something new. It's alchemy at the end of the day and I'm so grateful for a career of creation

05.02.2026 00:15 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Fuckin yer birthday butt in the Chuck E Cheese bathroom, son

29.01.2026 01:56 👍 59 🔁 3 💬 6 📌 0

Cute bald fatty

29.01.2026 00:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Love when my balls are so ripe I get chubbed up smelling myself

29.01.2026 00:30 👍 46 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Yeah just took that at the house in PV last month

14.01.2026 17:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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When you edge for 6 hours and finally unload

14.01.2026 02:16 👍 55 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
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Take a seat, junior

13.01.2026 00:23 👍 54 🔁 4 💬 6 📌 0
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Who, me?

11.01.2026 22:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fuckin sexy

11.01.2026 21:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Rub my belly and swallow my cock while I stuff myself, tryna get back to to 265

11.01.2026 21:54 👍 38 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
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When the photojournalist covering your soup kitchen makes you look like the cover of a 90's garage punk album cover...

11.01.2026 07:05 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Hoe hoe hoe getting drilled by my BWC

10.01.2026 21:06 👍 62 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0
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Enjoying an Elements Carbon and catching up on emails

10.01.2026 19:51 👍 43 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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Fuckin love a sunset like this

31.12.2025 01:11 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

New tattoo? I've had all my tattoos for years bubba. I actually need more lol

28.12.2025 22:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Rewatching Firefly, as is tradition, and remembering how 'Heart of Gold' is the best episode, and I'm willing to fight on that.

"Whores" singing Amazing Grace better than any church choir? C'mon

28.12.2025 11:19 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I don't ever want to take this off. This is clothing perfection.

28.12.2025 10:52 👍 62 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0

Perfection?

28.12.2025 07:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

See I usually rely on the fact that I've got a big dick so having responsive tits never factored in till now lol

28.12.2025 07:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know I'm your horse cocked redneck always, baby

28.12.2025 07:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0