Last week: Israel made me go to war, or maybe I made Israel go to war, nobody knows
This week: My son in law and one of my developer buddies made me go to war because Iran was going to directly attack us anyway, maybe with all those things we totally and completely obliterated last summer
Medicare for All - "That's socialism!"
Social Security - "That's socialism!"
Debt free education - "That's socialism!"
Universal childcare - "That's socialism!"
$1 billion per day on a war in the Middle East that no one wants, while millions of people at home struggle.
"That's just how it is."
The genius businessman strikes again
Florida Republicans Pass Bill Requiring Proof of Citizenship to Vote
The proposed law, which would not take effect before this year’s midterm elections, was modeled in part on President Trump’s top legislative priority in Congress
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/12/u...
China’s Embassy in the US shared an AI-generated video poking fun at President Donald Trump’s Shield of the Americas Summit, days after Trump took the stage at the Florida event to warn about “hostile foreign influence” in Latin America.
The grants from Neighborhood Capital Fund is to help the organizations fill financing gaps for development projects spanning from health care facilities and an outdoor pavilion to work spaces.
Some people still keep telling us
that russians want peace.
That “not аll of them are like that.”
That this is only “Putin’s wаr.”
Big Bronzer Brain needs a Karen to feed him his Commander in Chief answers. Sad.
War to prevent war is like sex to preserve virginity.
i feel like if i was tasked with not starting a war and bringing back US manufacturing jobs, i could have done a better job than this
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Pentagon officials told lawmakers in a closed-door briefing that they estimated the cost of the war against Iran had exceeded $11.3 billion — in the first six days alone, according to three people familiar with the briefing.
We don’t have to worry about Iranian sleeper cells when we have this guy on the job.
Here’s the official statement from the President on the two different attacks in the United States today
"Covid will be over in two weeks. Gone by Easter"
"We're signing a health care plan within two weeks"
"They’re dying, Russians & Ukrainians. I want them to stop dying. I’ll have that done — I’ll have that done in 24 hours"
Based on his record, this isn’t ending anytime soon.
Slotkin: "If Russia is helping to kill US forces, we have crossed a rubicon. We have to take decisive action on that. Instead, we're giving them breaks on oil. They're making a ton of money."
This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.
They’ll play this in museums in future.
(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)
Tom Emmer still won't call Trump's war a war, but instead says "this is a short-term experience"
I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.
Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off.
The 25th is never happening.
Even after the disgraceful “Kavanaugh stop” ruling
Which ICE
*as predicted by EVERYONE*
employed to unduly detain even citizens for extended periods based on solely upon their ethnicity
This Trump appointed judge determined that DHS must still have reasonable suspicion before stopping people
You habba hard time finding someone else with “the cahoots” to be this brazenly stupid on tv.
Clearly our President has no staff to proof-read his tweets. How much more embarrassing can this get? This tweet literally means nothing. Every sentence in this tweet is grammatically incorrect.
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Murphy: "Literally in my other ear I'm listening to Ted Cruz on another network explain why this mission is so essential to destroy the nuclear program. I may have to walk over there and tell him the admin is now briefing that getting rid of the nuclear program has nothing to do with this mission."
I didn’t realize that the “A” in SAVE Act was for American💀, so Trump wants to call it the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility America Act 🤦🏽♀️
Chris Murphy: "I Just came from a two hour, closed door classified briefing on the war. It just confirmed to me it's totally incoherent. We are not gonna be able to achieve any of our stated objectives ... this is a disaster of epic proportions, a 10 day debacle"
Rep. Bresnahan April 2025: I meet with my financial advisor. We talk about, you know, what different positions are coming up.
June 2025: The trades that are being executed on my behalf, I do not have any dialogues with my financial advisors.
The worst president ever.
At the Paralympics, the Russian anthem was played for the first time since 2014. This happened after Russian alpine skier Varvara Voronchikhina won gold, the first for Russians.
