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@someguynamedjoe

I’m just a guy in Ontario, Canada. I play guitar and sing. Some people think I’m not terrible at it. I also like books and whisky.

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I feel as though you don't need to be an expert in political science to understand Trump and Hegseth are telling everyone this morning they are not leaving in 2028.

30.09.2025 14:22 👍 174 🔁 53 💬 10 📌 0

"I don't care that he's dead."
"He's not a hero."
"He's a scumbag."
"He shouldn't be celebrated."

No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd.

Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.

15.09.2025 03:21 👍 16033 🔁 5091 💬 172 📌 125
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06.09.2025 18:50 👍 102 🔁 22 💬 0 📌 1

I use my wah pedal to compensate for my lack of competency.

06.09.2025 15:22 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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michael scott says you have no idea how high i can fly ALT: michael scott says you have no idea how high i can fly

Stop that!

06.09.2025 15:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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two men are sitting in a car talking to each other . one of the men is wearing glasses . ALT: two men are sitting in a car talking to each other . one of the men is wearing glasses .

Super underrated movie:

26.06.2025 12:05 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Finland isn’t real.

30.05.2025 18:24 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

That’s like me saying “I refuse to date Charlize Theron.” 🙃🙃🙃🙃

26.05.2025 23:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I don’t always avoid the media, but when I do, it’s because I know my platform and I lack any real substance.

27.04.2025 22:03 👍 657 🔁 145 💬 20 📌 6
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I don’t always bring people coffee and donuts, but when I do, they’re occupying downtown Ottawa and dancing on the War Memorial.

28.04.2025 01:19 👍 1209 🔁 323 💬 57 📌 13
From The Onion:

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society

From The Onion: Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society

theonion.com/historians-q...

17.04.2025 16:26 👍 36579 🔁 7100 💬 223 📌 178

Canadians need to understand the only reason Rebel Media is there ...IS BECAUSE POILIEVRE WANTS THEM THERE.
Take a hard look Canadians because Rebel Media IS the Conservative Party of Canada. These hate filled, lying, a##holes are how Pierre wants the whole Country to be.

The question is ...do you?

17.04.2025 11:58 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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Calls political opponents juvenile names
Brags about crowd sizes
Marginalizes unsupportive media
No real success in the private sector
Sells merch to supporters
Wants to cancel public broadcasting
Exaggerates accomplishments
Supports people who occupy nation's capital
Detests social safety nets

17.04.2025 12:32 👍 1133 🔁 465 💬 58 📌 37

Cryogenetics (12)

04.04.2025 12:54 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Helllloooo, Laaaadiiiiesss. My name's Dr. Pierre, and I'm here to check on your biological clocks.

02.04.2025 15:16 👍 783 🔁 179 💬 123 📌 27
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The wages of the richest 1% have skyrocketed 182% since 1979. 

Meanwhile, the wages of the bottom 90% have seen just 44% growth. 

Trickle down economics was always a hoax.

01.04.2025 21:50 👍 18748 🔁 5196 💬 389 📌 219
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That kind of looks like Ontario Premier Doug Ford…😬😬😬

24.03.2025 16:35 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Speaking of conflicts of interest...

20.03.2025 13:32 👍 185 🔁 45 💬 18 📌 2

Media: Why are you not allowing any media access during the election campaign?

Pierre: How many?

Media: What?

Pierre: I repeat. How many?

Media: Hunh?

Pierre: Precisely my point.

Media: What are you even talking about right now?

Pierre: Stop attacking me!

Media:

Pierre: *eats apple loudly*

19.03.2025 02:36 👍 1011 🔁 216 💬 39 📌 14
Compliance Agreements | Commissioner of Canada Elections This notice is published by the Commissioner of Canada Elections, pursuant to section 521 of the Canada Elections Act, S.C. 2000, c. 9.

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Pierre Poilievre sanctioned by Elections Canada in 2017 for for having circumvented the prohibitions on contributions to a registered party by ineligible contributors.

www.cef-cce.ca/content.asp?...

17.03.2025 01:20 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Hi, I'm God.

I categorically reject Donold's request for Me to 'bless America.' I will not be doing that until he is long gone.

Fuck you, Donold.

05.03.2025 04:00 👍 36038 🔁 5016 💬 706 📌 190

If Poilievre becomes PM and the US tries to invade Canada what kind of donuts do you think Pierre will be bring the US soldiers?

01.03.2025 01:02 👍 859 🔁 211 💬 72 📌 14

That press conference was the most disgraceful act of betrayal I’ve ever seen.

28.02.2025 23:39 👍 64547 🔁 8821 💬 1547 📌 375

Kevin O’Leary is a liar, a con-man. It’s absolutely shameful he was given a seat at the table of what you claimed would be a thoughtful discussion. We expect better from you, Ian.

24.02.2025 03:19 👍 191 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0

Just saw someone refer to DOGE as Dangerous Oligarchs Grabbing Everything and I think that might be even better than Department Of Getting Even.

23.02.2025 15:31 👍 430 🔁 103 💬 9 📌 0
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On Your Side: Our Plan to Fight Rising Costs Ontario should be a province full of opportunity. A place where you can find a home, easily access the health care you need, and where kids are supported from day one to have the best shot in life.

www.ontariondp.ca/platform?aki...

Ontario should be a province full of opportunity.

A place where you can find a home, easily access the health care you need, and where kids are supported from day one to have the best shot in life.
Vote NDP on the 27th and Fix Doug Ford's broken Ontario!

22.02.2025 18:08 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1
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Ontario's top bureaucrat criticizes Doug Ford over Washington trip | CBC News Ontario's top bureaucrat is admonishing PC Leader Doug Ford and his staff for allegedly trying to use his Washington D.C. trip last week to the party's advantage in the election campaign.

“Ontario's top bureaucrat is admonishing PC Leader Doug Ford and his staff for allegedly trying to use his Washington D.C. trip last week to the party's advantage in the election campaign.”

Time to stop calling Doug to the Principal’s office like this. Time to expel him once and for all.

22.02.2025 02:45 👍 406 🔁 152 💬 22 📌 7
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Can anyone in Ontario tell me, is this the For the People, Getting It Done, or Protect Ontario part?

19.02.2025 14:35 👍 587 🔁 200 💬 47 📌 9