HECK YES to these #ACMS veterans for their Leicester Comedy Festival award nominations:
Best New Show
Andrew White!
@caitrionadowden.bsky.social!
Luke Rollason!
@maxfulham.bsky.social!
Toussaint Douglass!
Best Show
@alexkealy.bsky.social!
@joznorris.bsky.social!
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This is not a reasoned political response. Labour has spent two years making all the voting groups who backed the Greens feel unwelcome and unheard, and now attacks them for daring to back someone else. They believe Labour isn’t listening and Starmer seems determined to prove them right
Yeah, it is basically the same dynamic of 'it's easy, you just promise everything and don't even try to get electoral consent for whichever tradeoff you want to make', and then getting into government and going 'oh my god, this is hard'.
Excited to see Phil Wang's Work in Progress show tonight at 8pm at The 99 Club. There are still a handful of tickets left if you fancy it. He's also being supported by the excellent @alexkealy.bsky.social and I'm MCing so it should be a great night! fixr.co/event/phil-w...
Peter Mandelbrot. It’s just infinite scandals the more you zoom in.
Don’t count your chickening-out before it’s hatched.
Save the world or make a fortune?
Dr Matt Winning is sitting on a mega ultimatum in a hospital car park.
Oh and his son is being born as we speak…and he’s desperate for a piss.
@mattywin.bsky.social Solastalgia is here for two nights only - Mon 16 - The 17 Feb. See you there?
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
I cannot tell you how absolutely infuriatingly this stuff comes across to Europeans.
When we say America is no longer a reliable ally, it goes considerably deeper than Donald Trump himself. This kind of complacent, condescending shit is a *huge* part of it.
Lucille and Buster from Arrested Development dressed up in flapper outfits for the "Motherboy" dance
Brooklyn Beckham's first dance
when the bare minimum is a treachery red flag
ive seen more articles this week about how the phrase “abolish ice” could hurt dems in the midterms than ive seen articles about how paramilitary death squads terrorizing cities will hurt republicans in the midterms
A Warrington in every pot, a York in every garage
telling the secret police they have immunity to harm & kill citizens really lays bare the hollowness of decades of right-wing GOP screeching about encroaching Big Government - it was never a problem they had with government per se, just that it wasn't being used to harm the people they wanted to
The 'give ice qr codes' thing reminds me of when Sarah Everard was murdered by a real policeman using his real police id to kidnap her, and the police & gvt made out the solution was to have a helpline to check that the person bundling you away was a real policeman (as the murderer was)
And the BBC package ends with some crap about ‘in these politically charged times, dualling narratives’
WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD IS GOING ON!?!
There is no dual narratives
An innocent woman was shot dead and the Trump administration is lying about
THAT in the story
A Rush Hour Crush I got published on 7th January, 2015. To the sexy Spanish snorita on the No.30 bus to Highbury. I loved our heated chat on Friday but realise what I did was insensitive to your country. I'm mortified. Please let me make up for it, over tapas or paella or whatever. Bearded Man Who Used Discarded Burger Cartons As Castanets
Things are awful, so a little treat for the real Crush-Heads. It is now eleven years since I got this printed in the Metro.
Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One
Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One https://theonion.com/every-trait-disqualifying-ice-agent-from-previous-jobs-ideal-for-current-one/
I did not escape the Love Actually virus this year ♥️🦠
A show window display containing two boxes, the first a jigsaw puzzle called "the world of Maya Angelou" and the second a boardgame named "Fart Bingo"
the two genders
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Out first thing in all the usual places.
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Google thinks kemneth is "30 Rock hot guy"
Couldn't remember Jon Hamm's name or the name of his character. So I made a discovery
Kids vs Grandkids
It's real "Sam Gamgee boarding an Elven ship at the grey havens because he was ringbearer for half an hour" energy
My super modern regulatory plan is that any entity named for a thing from Tolkien has to publicly explain why Tolkien wouldn’t immediately throw it into Mount Doom
"you have a room temperature IQ"
me, knowing that is 293 in Kelvin, the SI unit for temperature: th...thank you
Whereas my chest hair situation is...5. And you shouldn't have a countable amount of chest hair.
Posting before Life of a Showgirl critical consensus moves up from 2 stars, might delete later
#taylorswift #thelifeofashowgirl❤️🔥 #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #standup
I love this. The purest essence of Kemi - incredibly wrong, bizarrely belligerent about it, and also wrong in a way where you just go “have you considered reading anything other than your Twitter feed?”
