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Powerfull Ian McKellan voice: Timothée SHALL YOU MAY NOT!!!!!

Sunday Scaries but for the fate of the world

Powerfull Ian McKellan voice: Timothée SHALL YOU MAY NOT!!!!!

Oh crap I think I may have accidentally bought tickets to ‘Project Male Hairy’

A pagan ritual long forgotten

Ah, the sweet gentle sounds of the majestic Pickleballer returning to court, filling the crisp morning air as the frost retreats; truly Spring is near

One benefit of being on the brink of nuclear war is that the Polymarket betting odds of a nuclear bomb drop might creep closer to 50-50, which means no insider traitor stands to make a megafuckton of money, which might dissuade the dropping of the bomb!

Me on LinkedIn vs. Me on BlueSky

Tea pots? Tiny sandwiches? No one wants to see that

I have no problem with the British, as long as they do it behind closed doors

When you are simply not capable of actual creativity

If you “‘wake up’ in a city that never sleeps,” that implies you slept, checkmate Sinatra

There is only one thing I know to be true: that within 5 minutes of trimming my fingernails, I will always encounter a task in which having longer fingernails would have helped

The Magic School Bus could be inside your colon right now and you’d have no fkn clue

"AMERICA FIRST!!! SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!"

I scream from the window of my 'sedan' on my way to the 'restaurant' to pick up an 'entrée' I will eat on my 'patio' after pulling into the 'garage' on my 'cul-de-sac'

Quick question: How do I take the $18.49/month I pay for HBO Max and funnel it directly to @lastweektonight.com?

It’s called a ‘beret’ because you are guaranteed to get ‘berated’ by your friends for even thinking you might be able to pull one off

The only time anyone has ever gotten action anywhere even close to dream theater

I don’t pronounce it ‘Uranus’ OR ‘Uranus’ but a secret third way

Just took a bias training course at work and bad news: being a Dream Theater fan is not a protected characteristic

Perhaps today is the day you finally hit send on ‘The Post That Changed The World’

Erika Kirk arriving to the State of the Union

The fact that 10% federal judges are Black, a group that compromises about 8% of law school graduates, show the corruption of DEI. The fact that two-thirds of the Supreme Court are in the Federalist Society, a cult that includes 5% of law school graduates, shows the triumph of meritocracy.

Four Bluesky posts from user Cindy (@adventurebrazil.bsky.social) posted 3-4 hours ago. Each post contains identical error message: "Error connecting to AI (high): Error code: 429 - {'code': 'Some resource has been exhausted', 'error': 'Your team 6ad0673c-c109-4d07-8da6-41933a68fb8e has either used all available credits or reached its monthly spending limit. To continue making API requests, please purchase more credits or rais..." Posts are replies to different users: Scott Horton, zoobagump.bsky.social, Lucy (with flower emoji), and Salud Natural. Each post has engagement buttons below and shows 1 like.

Oops, someone forgot to feed their robot

I know I have Dad blood because I’m visiting the North Bay for the weekend (2,900 miles from where I live) and yet when it starting raining my first thought was still: “this is good, we needed this”

Seems crazy to me the DNC would rather court a single-digit percentage of moderate Republicans, when they could focus on activating the 90 million eligible voters that weren’t even motivated enough to vote 2024

I genuinely think Bernie would have won in 2016.

The internet really started with Al Gore and seems to be ending with AI gore

Ever since I was a small child I knew I wanted to spend my time online calling out nitwits and professional agitators for using unlabeled AI to make disingenuous arguments in order to manipulate the public discourse