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Jay Fountain Au

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TTRPG Games designer, failed writer, adequate husband, doggy daddy. Meat vehicle for various gut bacteria. Autistic. Atheist. (He/Him) Former film reviewer at Fangirl Magazine. F*ck Cancer. "You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal"

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Parks & Rec; Brooklyn 99; the Uk version of Ghosts; Horrible Histories; Bottom; The Peter Serafinowicz Show www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOcz...

04.03.2026 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@bethesda.net I'm really struggling. i have submitted a ticket, but cannot get the help I need because I no longer have full access to the email address I originally used to set up the xbox to play Fallout 4. I cannot respond from that address, so how can I engage with the ticket? please help me.

02.03.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We ordered an official Brother cartridge; they rang jackie this morning and "hard sold" their own brand which they "guaranteed" would be fine and wouldn't hurt the printer.

We will not be buying from them again.

27.02.2026 10:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why.... why does he look AI generated?

21.02.2026 19:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Arresting sweaty nonce Andrew on his actual birthday was just fucking delicious.

20.02.2026 10:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Time travel and gasoline.

09.02.2026 21:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It means you're thinking on the right comedy wavelength, there's just some delay in signal reception. Don't worry about it. I thought I'd thought up a joke about child violinists called "The Kiddie Fiddlers", but it was Ed Byrne's joke all along. He was lovely about it, though.

09.02.2026 21:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Beating Fallout 4โ„ข with no UI, while it beats me right back
Beating Fallout 4โ„ข with no UI, while it beats me right back YouTube video by Best Guest

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF4P... It's pronounced eee Best Guest, you fool!

09.02.2026 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After a week of being in the grip of a severe mental health crisis (she was told she had to hide my medications), I'm still not quite out of it, and have a viral chest infection on top. Wouldn't recommend that with leukaemia as well. But there's a new Best Guest Youtube video up...

09.02.2026 16:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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01.02.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Playtesting the new RPG Rules.... it did not go well. However, it was vital to do it, as it highlighted issues, and within 2 days, I've done a rewrite to simplify the area that was causing the problem. But I'm a games designer, not a GM, so that caused issues too. playtest your systems, people.

30.01.2026 17:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Louder for people at the back: it's bio-pic, not bi-opic.

30.01.2026 16:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weird how the same incels screaming about "wokeness" when there are female lead characters are the same that were wanking over the low polygon Lara Croft last generation, isn't it?

23.01.2026 08:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mike Johnson addressing the UK Parliament starts with buttering up, and then moves into trying to justify declaring martial law in the US because the young people aren't doing what they're told because some of them still have some sense of decency.
What a smarmy c*nt.

20.01.2026 09:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're a soldier in the 11th Airborne Division being ordered to prep for deployment to Minnesota or Greenland, remember that you have the right to apply for conscientious objector status.

Call the GI Bill Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487

19.01.2026 19:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 16830 ๐Ÿ” 7236 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 113 ๐Ÿ“Œ 195

Have to disagree. But I did manage to watch two episodes without turning it off. So it's already better than Section 31.

16.01.2026 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is...... TRUE! *cut to Rob Brydon shaking his head, and gearing up for a Ronnie Corbett impression*

16.01.2026 09:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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16.01.2026 09:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I write in LibreOffice. I can't remember what my editor uses, though.

15.01.2026 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you're thinking of having a quick bone marrow biopsy to pass the time, I'd suggest you reconsider.

Cannot recommend.
One star.

15.01.2026 11:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

good find.

14.01.2026 12:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Biochemistry just blocked Scott Adams.

13.01.2026 18:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

shame she can't go the same way.

13.01.2026 17:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scott Adams is dead.
We can now buy Dilbert books again and not fill his racist shitbag pockets.
Sometimes, cancer gets the right people.

13.01.2026 17:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I miss Adam West.

10.01.2026 22:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me trying to stop my wife looking at her phone all day.

10.01.2026 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trying to work on designing and writing two different RPGs 2 weeks before a gaming convention probably isn't the best idea.
Imma still gonna, tho.

10.01.2026 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Greenland has been settled with Danes about twice as long as the US has been settled by invading Europeans.

Trump should shut his distended anus of a mouth.

10.01.2026 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Totally normal. Should be fine. They do this sort of procedure all the time.

08.01.2026 17:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Forklift Certification will return in Avengers: Doomsday

08.01.2026 17:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0