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@cleverturnip

Alabama transplant in Chicago.

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i think a couple of them that died weren't that old, but had long-standing health issues and ongoing cancer treatments while seeking re-election. I mean this stuff also came up with Ginsburg on the Supreme Court under Obama. People think it's a slight to ask them to strategically retire

06.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it is literally people staring the universal experience of death in the face and saying "not me though, I'm built different". What do they expect besides people getting pissed off at them over this shit?

06.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I will never understand people pretending to be offended by this shit--it is a biological fact that people in their late 70s and 80s TEND TO DECLINE AND DIE. There's certainly exceptions, some people perform well throughout old age, but the sense of entitlement from these people is enraging

06.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

06.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 3515 πŸ” 478 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 11

Czechia’s favorite cat and mouse team.

06.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 244 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
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John Cale - Paris 1919 (Remastered 2024) Listen to Paris 1919 (Remastered 2024) on TIDAL

i always forget that john cale is one of most talented musicians ever

05.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 380 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 1

the last acceptable wartime use I've heard of this song was some guy in War Of Rights on the Union side who would play the opening riff over voice chat every time there was a bayonet charge

06.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 16150 πŸ” 3273 πŸ’¬ 245 πŸ“Œ 170

jesus. I knew there was something of a boom since i moved out--I saw a 1BR there (admittedly a large one) getting advertised as cheap, but it was like $1,000 a month. And I recognized the address--directly across the street from the fertilizer plant

06.03.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

since when did it have 30,000 people?? I haven't been back there in a while

06.03.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

what the fuck since when did we get a new library

06.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Says 'I Guess' Americans Should Worry About Iran Retaliating on U.S. Soil: 'Like I Said, Some People Will Die' In an interview with 'Time,' President Donald Trump acknowledged the possibility that Iran retaliates with attacks on U.S. soil, saying, 'We think about it all the time. We plan for it'

Trump Says 'I Guess' Americans Should Worry About Iran Retaliating on U.S. Soil: 'Like I Said, Some People Will Die'

people.com/trump-says-i...

05.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 982 πŸ” 350 πŸ’¬ 111 πŸ“Œ 243

There’s a decent chance the IRI would not have survived without Saddam’s attack

Green lit by the US

05.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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never seen a better create-a-pro wrestler

10.03.2025 01:17 πŸ‘ 2922 πŸ” 666 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 15

walking right up to a random guy at work you've only talked to in passing before and saying, "i've figured you out."

05.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

pretty sure Golden is retiring, so he's probably just doing this for the love of da game

05.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The same private equity company has been buying up nearly ever home in my neighborhood and building massive 5+ bed, 5+ bath single-family homes. In the past three months, they've controlled three properties within a 1/8mi radius. In two years, they've developed at least 10 of these in a 1/2miΒ² area

05.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kristi Noem on her first day as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas

05.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 930 πŸ” 214 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 30

Two, three, many QAnons

05.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

like with Anti-Masons: I think local freemasons actually killed that guy! And many politically connected people were Freemasons then. But it seems he got murdered for being an annoying shithead, and ppl were Masons bc they were rich or aspiring to be. The Anti-Masons missed the forest for the trees

05.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

as someone who used to write and record a show about conspiracies that have some actual merit behind them, I think the main thing is to not get lost in the close-up view and obsess over the details. The big trouble is being an empty vessel that can be filled with any old horseshit lol

05.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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No Help and Few Options for Travelers Stranded by Mideast Conflict

One woman who called the State Department helpline looking for help said they told her to "stop ranting and raving" and hung up on her.

Another woman said they asked her how to spell Oman.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/t...

04.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 5557 πŸ” 2175 πŸ’¬ 197 πŸ“Œ 227

how many of these have happened now

05.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i hate to hand it to Bush, but that is pretty funny

05.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

always gotta respect my PMs. my father in-law was a pretty conservative guy, but he was a PM after his military retirement and one thing we could bond over insane client demands (also Agile being shoehorned into every process for no reason)

05.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's really funny how he misinterpreted that. didn't it come from HW Bush making fun of the Birchers?

05.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

lmao

05.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0