Crone

reverse skylight. what those worms doin

i was built for the streets. i am a unicycle.

replacing apple maps with echolocation

Hey, if you need a guest of honor for anything, let me know. I’d be happy to do it

I often think of myself as a Care Bear
But being self-aware
I realize
It might be more like
Care Bitch

#joke #awareness #poem

More like Care Bitch

The world is being run by nervous systems in fight or flight. What could go wrong.

gonna learn how to climb mountains so i can alpine divorce myself

Historian here history first time as tragedy the second time as farce.

Hear me out: a cake you jump into.

Grotesque

I'll fuck off if you will

Disgusting

I will struggle in the afterlife...Ouija boards ship without spell check.

laundromat for dirty dishes

We should set aside our petty grievances in order to make room for new and even more petty grievances

“Appreciate the marbling” I mutter to myself as I look in the mirror

Psychology says people who constantly apologize for things that aren't their fault aren't being polite. They grew up in an environment where someone else's bad mood was always their responsibility to ... That reflexive 'sorry' you can't stop saying was never about politeness — it was a survival strategy you learned before you had the language to name what was happening in your home.

"Psychology says people who constantly apologize for things that aren't their fault aren't being polite. They grew up in an environment where someone else's bad mood was always their responsibility to fix." share.google/LxDa6ftaoJmN...

Just got three new pair of pajama pants so that's my spring wardrobe sorted

Reminds me of a fire and brimstone preacher

“How many of these gentle people have I helped to kill just by paying my taxes?" June Jordan, 1984

Everybody is fighting a battle you can’t see cause you were looking at a tik tok on your phone

Nurul Amin Shah Alam crossed oceans to flee unimaginable violence, only to die here — where he should have been safe.

The cruelty is endless.

Data centers blah blah blah. Infrastructure is already in place dummy. It’s called a seed.

Billions of lines of code? Heard of a DNA?

Bros making AI just to protect their ego since mother nature did it first and better