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Squirty cream delivered direct to the mouth is surprisingly filling??? #gains

Wow my girlfriend would absolutely LOVE these, i respect it

And on top of that now i find out it's got three cameras in it recording my home. Love This

(don't get me started on it always being a fucking lady voice for the subservient cleaning machines)

I Have Broken My Bsky Silence For These Skeets

I was so excited when i moved in with one to put a special hat on it. Maybe even googly eyes. It does not deserve a Special Hat 😤😤😤

And it still does a worse job!! Is there a product more emblematic of the decay of society (no disrespect to people with mobility issues)

Nowt in my life more banally offensive than my housemate's chinese roomba which takes TWO rounds & over 20 minutes to do a job loudly, illogically & with a smug computer lady voice which i can do in literally under a minute with a broom + dustpan, all without generating a fucking carbon footprint

Cursed?! That's a lovely chickeney blessing! 🙏

I had this with my first half dozen box of the year- taking it as a very good omen!

wow, just stumbled across the miserable bastard comedian who used to hold the fusebox hostage when there were parties in the warehouse we lived in - he's now a presenter on GB News. He's absolutely read himself to filth there, 0 craic, no further comment needed

if i see a lesbian in a trilby i am ending it

how has this been allowed to happen a second time??? we have let the younger generation down

just passed a guy of about 20 on the ubahn wearing a camel coloured dress shirt and a black and white striped tie with a beanie and skater jeans. absolutely cracked fit. the kids are not Alright

I hope everyone here has seen this work of genius? bsky.app/profile/matt...

Doesn't really undermine applying the principle of UPF in a common sense way, which as i understand is what proponents are calling for anyway - it just says the coverage of it in media can be shit. Who in practice is thinking tofu is as bad as twinkies? That's silly.

Steven Moffat writing jokes about mansplaining on #doctorwho 🤢 dude's got the biggest mansplainer energy of anyone in tv. bin him off!!

the last supper?

Here it is, my big #EastEnders catch-up thread for people who only see it when they go home for Christmas with the family. Allow me to get you all caught up on the goings-on in Albert Square in its most explosive week of the year! KEEP THIS BY YOUR SIDE AT ALL TIMES.

A triumph, as usual!

Oh my god totally plausible she would give it to gail and it would be UNBEARABLE

Nessa from Gavin & Stacey? 😂

Also Lyra from the His Dark Materials trilogy once she's grown! And potentially Kim Wexler from Better Call Saul?? I guess she went to the bad in the end but only cos she was involuntarily dragged into it

Sgt Catherine Cawood from Happy Valley! 💪

Unbelievable fuckwit

THANKyou. Goddamn these liberal handwringers

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god i hate knodel

absolutely beside myself at the thought of going in a waitrose after a long long year of german supermarkets

I've never cried at Eastenders before! Poor Linda i'm really rooting for her

Incredible