for like 4-5 decades we have been debating whether parrots are self conscious despite being alive and capable of speaking, then some dipshit invents a product they want to sell and within a few months were asked to believe an inanimate object is actually smarter than we are
pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.
No more missing friends and exes, ONLY work!!
If I find a way to transmute every instance of yearning for relationships from a time long past into making art or getting paid I think Iβll be set for life!!
tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.
child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.
I'm She-Ra! I'm a racist lesbian!
The first mix of How To Teleport clears the recent release unfortunately :/
lunchables should come with a single cigarette
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
Anyways.
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a black and white edit that reads "the future includes trans people". around the text is a floral pattern. the image is grainy
the future is for trans people
the world is trying its best to be as scary as possible and lord knows its been setting some records lately but also there's music and women so who's to say if its bad really
Havenβt served cunt in ages I feel like Iβm starting to atrophy
Girl who's into praise kink but also power scaling: but am I a good enough girl to defeat Goku
cleaning your house is a mating ritual
Do you know about the women of @littlepuss.net?
an ampharos inspired by the look of older pokemon cards
Protect the Twinks!
They're gonna all "Biblical Prophecies" this and "Foretelling" that right up until the bit where it's easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than it is for the rich to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. *That* bit's just a *metaphor*
Thank you! Now I just gotta learn to actually play!
My worst fear is that looking back, years from now, Iβll remember these as the good times.
How I was compensated btw
Weβre just innocent men
Tattoo of the transgender symbol behind the ear of a woman
Tattoo of the Sanrio character Big Challenges on a womanβs bicep
Iβve had a busy weekend, feels good to get back to it
Itβs a pussy eat pussy world out there
the worlds not over
keep taking your meds
keep taking your HRT
keep scheduling surgeries
keep talking to friends
keep eating
keep sleeping
the worlds not over
you're still needed
these people should all hang
bit snug
30 on 30 on 30!
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