I asked for sunblock.
11.05.2023 02:59
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I asked for sunblock.
Hi I’m you’re Uber driver. Let me just finish this cigarette before I pick you up. Don’t worry, I have 20 black tree air fresheners—you won’t smell a thing.
I wish there were more protests but, no lie, would be too scared of getting shot by a crazy 2nd amendment guy with an AR-15.
[Coca-Cola focus group 1892]
*everyone screams, throwing chairs through the window, trying to kill God*
CHEMIST: maybe slightly less cocaine
My favorite part of blue sky is the jokes. The jokes are so good.
They’re playing Luscious Jackson in this place, a bunch of folks about to inflame their sciatica with some vigorous shuffling around.
I have so much to say about this.
I love New York. A grown woman, maybe in her 50’s, wearing a “birthday girl” crown and all subway riders wishing her happy birthday. 😊
Why? Have you been talking about me? Have you been talking to other girls? Damnit Casey.