At the end of the day…

It’s still the Gulf of Mexico

And that other platform is still Twitter

If you’re wondering if you’re in a constitutional crisis and that the republic could collapse at any moment, you are.

Deleted my Twitter app.

I'm not posting to a state media platform, which is now being used exclusively and openly to threaten prosecutions and investigations of people who dare criticize the government.

I implore you, delete your x accounts already, good lord.

The best time to stop using Twitter was two years ago.

The next best time is immediately like holy shit why are you still using it!?

(There is no good reason to be using it.)

Me four days ago on TikTok: "STOP SPECULATING YOU ASSHOLES. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HELICOPTER FLYING."

Guy in a business meeting with me today: "I just wanted to say, I used to fly Blackhawk helicopters..."

Me: 😶

Him: "...and I really appreciated your tiktok."

Me: 😮‍💨

Friends are switching from WhatsApp to Signal. Smart move. Also, the less you support Zuck the Cuck, the better.

Twitter/X is a dangerous propaganda site. It's beyond me why anyone is still there. I had deleted all my tweets and locked my account... but deleted it yesterday. Please leave Twitter, everyone.

do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you

If it were legal to fire you, they wouldn't put so much effort into getting you to resign voluntarily.

If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it.

Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.

But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.

They aren’t firing for a reason.

What I imagine the White House looks like right now

is this the beginning of the end?

this place is so much fucking better than #twitter can I get an amen 😆😆😆

I have whiplash who do I contact 😆

RIP TikTok

[Checks notes]

Welcome back, TikTok

i’m fine why do you ask 😆 #tiktok #tiktokrefugee #tiktokban

biden gave him the go to make the decision 🤷🏻‍♀️ biden said himself he wasn’t enforcing the ban.

TIKTOK BACK UP!!? #tiktok #tiktokban

If you weren’t on Booktok, you don’t really get to have an opinion right now. Many marginalized creators were able to build community there and grow platforms. I now have a publishing imprint, publishing Indigenous books, BCUZ of Booktok. We are all struggling with how to rebuild on other apps.

Today a man explained to me why mansplaining isn’t a real thing. Normally, that only happens on a weekday and not on a Sunday. This TikTok outage is really shaking things up.

For the people in the back…

yeah mine didn’t shut down officially until about 1am I was able to watch this one on loop 😆😆😆

oh man! can you make a video to tell people to leave us flowers in our comments like a funeral 🌼🌼 we love and miss you all!! 🌼🌼🌼

anyway. here is a picture of me from a happy place and memory. #lookforlove

learned I had #adhd from #tiktok genuinely life changing 💜

I’m sorry about TikTok, I know it was really important to a lot of people. It’s hard to lose a thing you really like and it’s also really hard to hope someone gross will save something

I’m so serious about this. Do not increase your time on meta platforms. In fact, over the next 48 hours, give your attention to somewhere else. Don’t reward Zuckerberg for this. 1/

you know when you break up with someone, and then something really funny happens and you immediately, like a reflex, want to share it with that person, and then remember you can’t because that relationship is over? yeah, it’s like that. #tiktok #tiktokrefugee #tiktokban #imissyou 🫶🏼