“Oh, lovely—just the hundredth time you’ve managed to cut everyone’s head off.”
“Oh, lovely—just the hundredth time you’ve managed to cut everyone’s head off.”
06.03.2026 15:17
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"Did you not hear me? Get yourselves over to Tehran and make the country proud"
06.03.2026 15:46
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such a duckhead
06.03.2026 15:40
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Rubbish team playing at Portsmouth then? (9,7)
05.03.2026 22:21
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The sledgehammer will be out at half time right enough
05.03.2026 20:48
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Igor looking a bit Peter Gabriel there
#TOTCRY
05.03.2026 20:17
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Masculine Klan luminary we made Homeland Sec (9,6)
05.03.2026 19:54
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Don't use the Klaus Barbie sobriquet.
It isn't big and it isn't funny.
05.03.2026 19:40
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Derek needs to retune to Medium Wave
05.03.2026 15:25
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Sample clue from my puzzle on the back page of today's Telegraph:
Beery yobbo Elgar sozzled, left unconscious (5,4)
Disclaimer:
Any relevance or resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental
04.03.2026 10:23
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Might need to uncork another bottle of Solidarity Rioja
03.03.2026 17:48
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The Oval Office looks like the display window of a darts trophy shop I once saw in Withernsea
03.03.2026 17:16
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"listen Freddie, nominate me for the Nobel and I'll buy you something pretty"
03.03.2026 16:53
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03.03.2026 15:53
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well, the lad's name is a tl;dr portmanteau of Mercedes-Benz...
03.03.2026 16:56
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I mean, just imagine dear old Denys Thatcher rocking up at the UN in his golf togs sucking on a Senior Service and sipping at a nice Glenlivet while chairing a sesh at the UN
03.03.2026 16:47
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This lady's sad to be leaving Dubai but is very much looking forward to hosting duties at Mansfield v Arsenal in the FA Cup 5th round
03.03.2026 16:39
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a dream built on sand
03.03.2026 16:42
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Trump's rambling, disrespectful babbling about his ballroom drapes during a supposedly solemn ceremony marking the loss of US military personnel should mean curtains for his presidency
03.03.2026 16:40
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PSA: Matt Goodwin simply won't stop whining and moaning - he's such a *loser*
Bobby Jenrick has lost a fair bit of timber after snarfing all that Ozempic - his trousers are a bit *looser*.
Thank you for coming to my frustraTED Talk.
03.03.2026 12:45
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Starts to doubt undermining Britain after Isabel Oakeshott stuck here (5)
02.03.2026 18:28
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Don Draper
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The Situation Room, or "a curtained-off bit of the members' bar in the Mar-a-Lago clubhouse behind the 18th green" as it's sometimes also known
28.02.2026 20:37
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Not a drop of rain and 27C in San Sebastián, 25 in Bilbao. So lucky.
28.02.2026 20:00
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Having returned yesterday evening from a fabulous week in the Basque Country I understand this
28.02.2026 19:55
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Take it away Madge:
Get Gnonto for Gruev
'cos you've got to improve
your team's xG
#LEEMCI
28.02.2026 19:09
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28.02.2026 16:30
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We'll be using precision strikes.
Ish.
28.02.2026 15:59
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