burzum's saga

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

LET THE TRAINS SPEAK THEIR NATIVE TONGUE! TRAEIN GAN TEANGA, TRAEIN GAN ANAM

The cover of Have I Got Your Attention, a book about adult ADHD in Ireland by Ailín Kennedy and Mike McGrath-Bryan.

BIG NEWS: my pal Ails and I co-wrote a book about ADHD in Ireland!

Have I Got Your Attention? has loads of info, big chats, tips 'n' tricks - plus real-life experience, through nine incredible interviewees!

#adhd #ireland #spéirghorm #booksky

Preorders: www.irishacademicpress.ie/product/have...

“Good morning I just got borned”

greetings! we are the united states of america. our key exports are rc planes that bomb hospitals and lake-drinking robots that tell people to kill themselves

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

Cartoon titled "know the work rules". The first panel, labeled "appropriate" depicts Garfield the cat in a business suit leaning around the edge of a cubicle and pointing to a woman at her desk while saying, "coffee lasagna Mondays am I right?" to which the woman responds, hands clasped together, "awww you're so funny" The second panel, labeled "inappropriate", depicts a far side cow leaning around the edge of the same cubicle and speaking with a word bubble which contains only the shapes of the 4 cow tools. The woman fearfully picks up the Phone and says, "hello , complaint department??!"

know the funny papers rules

truly the wallet inspector comes for us all

Hey everyone, if you know someone with a spare ticket to Dublin Comic Con on Saturday, could you let me know?

Looking for two right now

It's important to me so any help would be appreciated

game is kinda garbage but what a fucking soundtrack

4Seasons Winter 2026: Modern Main Event - 4seasonstournaments on Twitch 4seasonstournaments went live on Twitch. Catch up on their Magic: The Gathering VOD now.

Free Vampiric Tutors with fetchlands/Formidable Speaker:
Endurance 1:57:50
Force of Negation 2:04:45
Deceit 2:21:45
Shardless Agent 2:31:00
www.twitch.tv/videos/27099...

I will never vote for Jamelle Bouie.

"listen to local voices" invariably means "listen to this one guy i found who agrees with me that bombing them is good for them"

Yeah it’s always transparently been bullshit but it fees so much worse now in light of… All of this

How are we gonna do fucking “you may not support the war but you have to support the troops” shit again

It’s okay to listen to video game soundtracks every day*

🎮🎶

:-)

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one of the main reasons i bought a ps2 back in the day, I was maybe the only one who wasn't buying it for MGS2 lol

i've gotten so many nag messages from discord about how i should totally buy someone a nitro gift sub since I cancelled lol

The shooting game known as SALAMANDER(沙羅曼蛇)in Japan was titled LIFE FORCE outside Japan.
Later, a title released domestically in Japan that was an arrangement of SALAMANDER was also called LIFE FORCE.
It's confusing, isn't it?
YAMAOH plays drums on the popular track Thunderbolt from that game.

*scrolling past hot bitches on my phone without looking at them* I cannot do this right now hot bitches

if you can’t call a journalist transphobic for working at the new york times then you can’t say it’s fascist to work for ice

I’m excited for mine tomorrow, and in general i really like how the set looks, but even outside of the usual UB hate the most common thing I’ve seen is either people didn’t know about it or don’t want to do another prerelease so soon after lorwyn

album cover for a band called GOITSE

did a quadruple take

liberals who votescold about picking the lesser evil when I point out that hamas is the lesser evil in gaza and the west bank:

Transgender Chicago man hospitalized after saving baby from drowning in Lake Michigan “I wasn’t going to let that baby die,” Lio Cundiff said.

This 30-year-old transgender man, who can’t swim, jumped into Lake Michigan after a wind gust blew a baby in a stroller into the freezing water.

He’s being called a hero. But now he has medical expenses, and people are donating to a fundraiser to support him.

www.advocate.com/news/lio-cun...