ShannonShine

I'm at a loss for words at what boomers have done to their own children. Holy shit

Whatever ai apple is using in the watch got me bc "fuck" is loaded up as the second reply choice 💀

snoop dogg is wearing a lakers jersey and smiling while sitting in a chair . ALT: snoop dogg is wearing a lakers jersey and smiling while sitting in a chair .

It's been like over a full decade and I'm still the hottest when I have a Calvin Klein undies waistband peeking out underneath a pair of baggy jeans

Wearing a Beom Geon Woo tee shirt and getting a confused "what anime is that from" look from a guy in a passing truck 🤭

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Millennial enough for my reflexive response to hearing anyone say "uncomfortable position" is "like the back of a Volkswagen?"

Has Larry Summers ever decided to reevaluate his position on commercial air travel as a metaphor to market failures??

It's not even 9 am and some demon is already smoking a cigar in the grocery store parking lot

Also Mike Myers is FANTASTIC

Rewatching Inglorious Bastards and totally forgot Michael Fassbender sounds like Woodhouse's WWII love

I am genuinely flabbergasted at the way ppl interpret 911 bc why are yall bedazzled like Uncle Sam or dressed like the 4th of July on a day memorializing the deaths of thousands of Americans??

business students at fau are magical trashless unicorns bc there's no waste bins in any of their classrooms

Cosed out my second week of class and I still haven't shifted out of summer.

the new notability icon is ass

Just did a shot of tequila to celebrate the death of my sister's stalker. Rest in piss, bitch

I was today years old when found out Andrea friggin Mitchell is married to Alan friggin Greenspan 🫩

a woman with black hair and a tattoo on her arm is covering her mouth with her hands . ALT: a woman with black hair and a tattoo on her arm is covering her mouth with her hands .

Turned tail and ran away from the hotel gym bc there were too many ppl and the machines were too close together

sandy cheeks from spongebob is flexing his muscles in a doorway ALT: sandy cheeks from spongebob is flexing his muscles in a doorway

my ego is out of control today since ripping 20lb lat raises super ez

I get it every Tuesday and Thursday and I'm not collecting rent

The knocking on the door in Whips and Cribs gets me every time... like a mini heart attack

Just gave up my weight bench in the garage to the spider in the pull down bar :/

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you know.. you can make rum balls any time of the year

Technically I'm reading John Cassidy's Capitalism and Its Critics but I'm actively downloading Baldur's Gate so...

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I know it's a low tide morning tomorrow but there's no way in hell I am going to the beach on a 4th of friggin July

ok ocean jeez how are you gonna pop off when im not even there???

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I'm drinking grape soda, want a razr phone, and there's saber rattling around war in the ME...

My surf board leaning on the plumeria tree is in my top 5 sweetest things 🥰

it's surf week! that means deep conditioning and hair oil 🥰

Trying to shop for a cute top for date night and WTF IS ON THE RACKS PPL

I'm going to die if I get another group chat for a different configuration of the same dozen or so moms 😫

a woman is standing in a crowd of people and saying `` chair ! give 'em the chair ! '' ALT: a woman is standing in a crowd of people and saying `` chair ! give 'em the chair ! ''

Have we taken the time to properly discuss what an all-time fkn disappointment Natasha Lyonne is??

Massive Zionist AND fronting an AI animation company with the openly stated goal of not needing human animators and designers.