Susan Burke

Every single Republican in the House voted against the public release of the Epstein files. They sure care about protecting Bill Clinton!

Are you telling me you can go from saying HBO Go to HBO Max to Max and now back to HBO Max but you can’t wrap your head around the they/them?

I guess Americans were becoming too attractive so Trump had to important some whites from South Africa to ensure the gene pool is ruddy and pudgy?

The internet in 2015: oh look, this lady is giving her chicken a bath!

The internet in 2025: oh look, this lady is giving her chicken a bath! She is also slaughtering it and feeding it to her 10 blonde children who are homeschooled and all have measles. Her husband sells Meade and they are Nazis.

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social Taking the Bill Maher route will only win you favor with guys at cigar bars who just for men their goatees. It won’t help you be president. Stand up for and with the people of your state, Preppy!

Hot tip: when looking for a new home online you can tell it’s a very small place when a featured photo is of record on shelf.

Why do the supporters of eugenics always look like white toads covered in sores?

It’s the little things that bring me joy; strong coffee, the sound of rain, the first flowers of spring and seeing Tesla stock plummet.

Q: if vaccines aren’t the cause of autism why is there so much more autism now?

A: prolly cause autism is a wide spectrum and many children are actually getting proper diagnosis instead of being forced to stare at a wall and being hit with a bible.

Perfect.

Not all heroes wear capes.

Some raise canes.

Thank you, Al Green.

Sean Baker fucking rules. Also, I have always been resentful of him because I thought he was 32 but now that I found out he is 54 I’m resentful of him for finding that magic skin serum.

Been noticing some weirdly positive Marie Antoinette stuff on my other social media feeds and I’ve got to think that Melania Trump’s PR team must be behind it.

What about “X”? Is it nonbinary too? Is that why the person who is its dad gets so mad when you deadname it?

Is SpaceX called SpaceX because it’s nonbinary?

repost is trans people should have free boneless wings

I love boneless wings :3

So basically Clockwork Orange got the future (our present day) correct but architecture is worse.

My birthday is The Ides of March and all want this year is a sequel.

What if the only cure to the “woke mind virus” was a vaccine that used aborted cells!??!?

There are many dumb songs but I think that the number one dumbest song is “Centerfield” by John Fogerty. I have come to this conclusion by conducting hours of research in my own brain.

A Trump supporter asked me if I’d “rather being going to war with Russia.” I answered that it appears we are going to war WITH Russia, in the side by side sense not the verses sense. And yes, I’d rather be fighting the bad guys then alongside them.

Don’t worry, all those layoffs at The FAA didn’t cause the delta crash. Pronouns did!

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“Hollywood makes liberal garbage and I don’t support it.”

-Guy who only watches his own videos made in his truck and porn.

Order Plan B while it’s still legal. For you, for your daughter, for your friends, for anyone with a uterus.

I guess we need to start calling it “The VJ from 90s MTV Kennedy + RFK But No Other Kennedy- Kennedy Center”.

How do we stop using Google? I’d google, but, ya know.

Why do white guys feel the need to air their opinions from behind the wheel of their trucks? I think it’s because nobody wants them inside.

Not okay with science deniers running this country. Am okay with cats killing us all.

I saw this portrait someone painted of David Lynch to honor his memory but it looks like Anthony Bourdain. I guess it still works…?