I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh
A quite complex chart showing most and least common birthdays. Between July and September there are a lot of births. Christmas and New years are the time with the least!
September 12 is the most common birthday in America because it is the peak of the baby season but also people would rather not schedule c-sections or inducements for September 11th.
'Gooner 9/11' averted as Zenless Zone Zero's butt-obfuscation technology is rolled back in the face of horny outage By Andy Chalk
Well this is a headline that's going to stay with me for a while
good morning to everyone else awake before 7 let's take a moment to appreciate how morally superior we are to everyone else
The drone thing has smelled like nothing to me the whole time. Iran isn’t trying to hide its drones by covering them in very bright lights. If Aliens wanted to be this obvious, they’d just make TikToks.
I could be wrong, but I think people just get really freaked out by stuff in the sky.
This is illegal!
Trump posted to Truth Social, “Any person or company investing ONE BILLION DOLLARS, OR MORE, in the United States of America, will receive fully expedited approvals and permits, including, but in no way limited to, all Environmental approvals. GET READY TO ROCK!!!”
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FOX NEWS AIRED A LUIGI FANCAM WITH A RENAI CIRCULATION ENGLISH COVER 😭
“The best camera is the one you have with you”
shoutout to UnitedHealth CEO for being so out-of-touch that every message to staff results in another wave of angry leaks and tipsters for me
jesus christ being crucified
when you're a chiefs fan and you didn't even get to watch them play today, and you wish priest holmes could be on the team again somehow but he can't, and you look at your phone and it's only charged to 73%, and your friend's dad got a parking ticket last year
hey just a heads up, we have a couple avocados on the counter that somebody needs to eat before they go bad
A man wonders "how can we stop political acts from being reduced to mere spectacle." A woman obliviously draws. She looks up and says "huh? sorry, I wasn't listening. I was drawing a Hot Luigi." The man looks at her Yaoi-like drawin of assassination suspect Luigi Mangione. The man says "I dunno. Don't you think this cheapens it all?" The woman says "nah I'm gonna sell the nude ones on Patreon for 30 dollar subs."
this is the equivalent of thinking that a magic 8ball is really talking to you
BREAKING: Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez today vowed to add abortion rights and gay marriage to Spain’s constitution so they “can never be undone.”
A lightbulb appears over a man's head indicating that he has an idea. Suddenly two more lighbulbs pop up. Then several more, much to the man's dismay. He is being chased by an infinitely spawning field of lightbulbs. Another man comments "he took the cartoon Adderall." another man squints his eyes and says "foolish lad."
Look at the size of #Eagles Jordan Mailata’s hands compared to his teammates.. 😂
Americans generally say they're pretty happy with their health insurance, according to survey data from health policy research organization KFF — unless they're sick. Those with "fair" or "poor" health are nearly twice as likely to be displeased with their insurance compared to those with "good" health.
Hm that’s one way to put it NPR
The #Vikings (10-2) are set to square off against the #Falcons (6-6) led by their interception-prone $180 million dollar QB who has made zero TDs in the past three games.
Minnesota can lock up a seat in the NFC Playoffs with a win over Atlanta.
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#Skol #MINvsATL
Twins announced a bunch of coaching hires and role changes.
Matt Borgschulte and assistants Trevor Amicone and Rayden Sierra are the new hitting group.
Ramon Borrego joins after being a longtime manager in the Twins' farm system.
Rocco Baldelli's staff for 2025 and their roles:
Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
Holy shit, I may have just gotten the cutest plushie of all time guys
Made some banger Chicken and Tortellini soup with mom tonight
the left needs to stop making fun of the united health CEOs assassination, you might alienate the crucial health insurance billionaire voting demographic
Oh South Korea is bringing the good old classics back I see (extremely reactionary right wing military dictatorship)
Live your life so that when you’re taken out in a hit on a public street thousands of people online don’t post the Alonzo Mourning head nod gif.
[trying to talk to a server while going out socially for the first time in several months] Hrm, methinks I’m feeling a bit peckish indeed … and mayhaps I shall partake in an, ahem, shall we say, “adult beverage?” Squee!!!
being tethered to reality is too boring. i'm now believing in the flat earther conspiracy theory. i hope thisd is okay
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
I need you to watch the video Jameis Winston recorded for this QB comp on ESPN 🤣
