Scott Handelman

I'm with my family at Disney at the Polynesian Village Resort and their parking sign says "Poly Resort." I don't know, Disney, I don't think that's the same thing.

Every time it tells me no, I find myself liking the app a bit more.

Horrible messages to get, but at least he probably paid through the nose for those sweet email addresses.

It's weird to think about the fact that The Grinch is canonically miniscule.

I'm not sure *any* Scream trailer really screams (ha) horror comedy.

I feel like Scream has always been cheekily meta, but it's definitely more toward the horror side of the horror-comedy scale.

Who is Nick Darter?

Marty Supreme is just Ernest Borgnine with sour cream and diced tomatoes.

Possibly.

I agree the woman has been treated incredibly harshly. Someone said she was cheating, you said they were both separated at the time, I replied that regardless of what they both say now, at that moment they knew they were doing something they shouldn't have been and their reaction made that obvious.

I did.

The whole reason it blew up was, regardless of whether other people thought they were doing something wrong, THEY clearly thought they were doing something wrong in the moment. It wouldn't have been a big deal if they hadn't so cartoonishly reacted with a "Zoinks! We've been caught!" expression.

I came home and my daughter was working on drawing a giant Fibonacci spiral. She had taped a bunch of pieces of graph paper together and said she had been at it for two hours. I asked her why she had done this and she said "No reason." On a scale of 1 to Uzumaki, how concerned should I be?

Which man are you?

Tchaikovsky: And then Clara falls asleep and is attacked by a mouse king and there's a huge battle and the Nutcracker sacrifices himself to save her and then is brought back to life and they live happily ever after!

Financier: And in Act II?

Tchaikovsky: Oh, uh, umm...big dance party I guess?

I think I would make a good fourth responder. "Oh, hey, looks like you all have this taken care of, let me know if you need anything."

Can't wait to whisper to the person sitting next to me during Hamnet "I bet that's his second favorite bed."

What's funny is, I can't imagine the current administration erupt in applause in cheers over what they can give to the American people. I can only imagine them cheering over what they can take away.

I overheard a science teacher at my school ask his students to start their "relative dating" worksheet and I just want to be up front and say I do not support this.

I was bitten by an Irish rabbit. Now I have turaluraluralemia.

James Garfield has so many "fun facts." In my class, when I teach the Pythagorean Theorem, I show them Garfield's proof, which he supposedly came up with while bored in a congressional meeting.

You talked on the filmcast about the screen being small, but this video makes it look positively tiny.

I'm waiting for the second edition of the book, which will cost more and have fewer pages.

Outgrossing the pace of the Internet in the nineties, you say? What happened in 2000, Donald? What happened in 2000?!

"Slow down" is just good general device on all bosses. Let them make the first move and then find the opening.

It's definitely a boss that is hard and then something "clicks" and it's very doable. Most bosses in the game are like that (not all though, a couple are just BS).

Fascists have promised to protect the people from the subway. It's time we use Subway to protect people from the fascists.

The pen is mightier, but pencil is easier to rub out.

It strikes a tone different than maybe any movie I've seen. It is horrifying and then hilarious within 10 seconds.