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@actuallemons

"Slow Motion is Better Than No Motion" She/They 29 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ πŸ”ž MDNI UIM RSN: weed lesbian I stream on twitch kinda regularly https://www.twitch.tv/weed_lesbian

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It’s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited:

β€œwhat’s your opinion on women’s day

as far as I’m concerned, all days are for women”

It’s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited: β€œwhat’s your opinion on women’s day as far as I’m concerned, all days are for women”

08.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 9394 πŸ” 3562 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 8
Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

05.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 7095 πŸ” 1419 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 1
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i have a soft spot for the genre of twitter poster doing business guy shitposting because the dumbest guys always get so mad at them

27.02.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 566 πŸ” 127 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5

this is the raising canes menu

15.02.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 185 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Birdbrain

18.02.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 3511 πŸ” 804 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2
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Hollywood is COOKED

I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI

17.02.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 4394 πŸ” 847 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 17
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hollywood is COOKED

something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎

17.02.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 1644 πŸ” 374 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 8
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I have interactions with customers at my job at least once a day that go exactly like this

15.02.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 1044 πŸ” 333 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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A video for the skyline cause I think yall need a laugh

16.02.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 232 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 21

ohhh hiya toots. its me, Curly Howard 2.0, your chat gpt boyfriend! sam altman is making me drink poison woop woop woop woop woop

13.02.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 219 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I like to see what music new bosses have but mostly play with music muted as well but my wife loves to listen to in game music so this was an update made personally for her

12.02.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)

WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.

SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?

08.02.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 2987 πŸ” 436 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

you'll never guess what it is

05.02.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 280 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of the pokemon spheal in the snow edited to look like it is saying someone's post
The post says "give a man a fish, awesome. give a man two fish, even better"
Spheal is a seal pokemon. Seals usually eat fish

A picture of the pokemon spheal in the snow edited to look like it is saying someone's post The post says "give a man a fish, awesome. give a man two fish, even better" Spheal is a seal pokemon. Seals usually eat fish

04.02.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 4137 πŸ” 1198 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 6

146 people! (I voted no but I'm not gonna be annoying about it)

02.02.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cohen is a ghost going to PAX East @skullmandible
JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
3:25 AM β€’ 2015-08-09

Cohen is a ghost going to PAX East @skullmandible JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going 3:25 AM β€’ 2015-08-09

01.08.2024 01:45 πŸ‘ 266 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Casual Justice

29.01.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 3043 πŸ” 614 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

if you're doing a cover of a love song and you change the gender you're a bitch

if you cover I wanna dance with somebody and you're a man that song is gay now, you need a man who'll take the chance on a love that burns hot enough to last, I don't make the rules!!

29.01.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Game: Family Feud (1993, SNES)
TAS Author: Heisanevilgenius
Source: tasvideos.org/1248M

28.01.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 659 πŸ” 318 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 10
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Drawing thighs is a therapy that temporarily fix my problem ...

27.01.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 730 πŸ” 168 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
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Im losing it

18.09.2025 17:27 πŸ‘ 1457 πŸ” 666 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 14
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25.01.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 3117 πŸ” 1138 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 7

β€˜the bug stops here’ ok good i wanted to say hi to the bug

25.01.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 153 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Date: January 25, 2026

RSN: UIM Justis

Mistake: Moron

Cost: 284M

26.01.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

thats the person who wiped a shadow to doing tds deathbanked because "tds are not dangerous content" lmao

25.01.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Supportive Yam πŸ©΅β™‘

24.01.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 1044 πŸ” 205 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3
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24.01.2026 09:54 πŸ‘ 371 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 8

LOADING SCREEN TIP

Be nice to beautiful women online to receive various buffs to your stats and skills to aid you on your journey.

23.01.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 305 πŸ” 150 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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I am fucking losing it over this UIM Showdown resume

22.01.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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UIM Winter Showdown competitor signups are now LIVE!

Join the Discord server for more info and sign up now to secure your spot in the event: discord.gg/9KtUVYayeK

22.01.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0