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2025 resolution is to yap more. in a spiritual sense

you just know guys that love "Wanderer Above The Sea Of Fog" are disproportionately affected by this luigi mangione thing. hope they're doing ok :~/

creators on webtoon canvas will post weekly for years & then vanish without a trace. and yet we love, and yet we dance

i am deeply motivated by beauty and that's just how it is

she is ishtar reborn & if i were one for fertility rituals i would include her image. i'm dead serious

if they made american gods today ostara would be played by wifejak

thanksgiving is great for me because i become obnoxiously grateful whenever i get drunk anyway

"using potholders" seems like an interesting thing i might try when i'm dead

i would stay alive longer to commit to a bit further

if you're trying to hopemax it helps to be interested in technology bc you can watch humanity progress in real time

dihedral groups generated by impossible shapes. who is working on this

tiktok said "i see you like when the soothing british voice gives validating psychology takes over an anime montage, how would you like some Midnight Gospel clips?"

i said "no thanks, i already have a robust cosmology to help me navigate grief. bring back the british guy"

when a number is used as an adjective you write it out, when it's used as a noun you use the numeral. nobody explicitly tells you this but everyone knows it's True

male faze? female gaze? no, i make art for the giggling gays

my lover? covered in body glitter
me? ready to ingest some microplastics

shadows are the same but in reverse, btw

idk what artist needs to hear this, but the key to painting people of color is that light *rests* on light skin but it *reflects* off dark skin

even gas station tv is God 😑

when you're scattering ashes you gotta make sure you stand upwind so your dearly departed doesn't blow back into your face and make you sneeze a bunch

not a witch in the religious sense, but in the sense that i'm still a 6 y/o wearing my blankie as a cape and making "potions" out of leaves and hose water

srs/ one time i lost a friend bc i refused to apologize for my joke about a genderqueer boi genius named "Jimmy Neutrois"

two guys with 30k combined followers are over on twitter calling this post a microaggression against men /srs

putting brushes loaded with oil and toxic metals in my bun to hold them between uses is convenient and, furthermore, i will never regret it

fuck it, putting "secure attachment style" in my fetlife bio

putting "secure attachment style" in my tinder bio

rituals are a hygienic thing just like showering and doing dishes

i'm of the opinion that you can fix most things

wishing a very merry relive your trauma day to all who celebrate. be sure to watch out for drunk drivers 🥳

earth is a very special planet bc there are about 4 billion versions of God running around and sometimes one will even let you kiss Her