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speaking from experience? fridge, definitely fridge

sending love, hugs if you would like them and hope for things to improve 💗

they just ARRRRGh, make me so mad i cant even

you know who i would fight? tom cruise

and bono

😤😤😤

i am organised as heck at packing, and quick as well, im not much use for carrying stuff though

lemme get my marker pens and packing tape!

Ok,I cry laugh but, um said princess cat has been.....helping herself to the guinea pigs nuggets out of the bag, rather than her own food. I assume no harm, right? I just found her chowing down 🤣

She is such a silly, i love her 🥺💗

honestly gutting that i never have my phone in my hand when the pets do their best/funniest stuff cos you are all missing out so bad , no cheEYE for you 😔

Im a brit soooo......

Baby (baby is me,i have not had a baby!) finally got her first mmr vax! Plz be nice to me, im one of those weak sauce bishes who will feel rotten now cos of it but FUCK YEAH SCIENCE, LOVE THAT SHIT

Love seeing myself move in silhouette as it shows just how much the more tired I get,the more I move like a cryptid of some kind . Some strange shapes this body pulls 🤔

Soooooo,what im getting is that they operate on vibes? 👀 I kinda dig that

i believe

i would just like you all to know that frank n furter (my guinea pig) likes to bump it to bbno$, he loves that shit

yeaah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

i mean its possible but given his estimated height, its a bit less likely, wetsuits are like the ugliest but best suck your stomach pants in for your whole body so i dunno, i reckon if he was that tall, hed need a pretty large one, just based on the average of guys ive known in that height range

yeah, i can only imagine its really hard to put one on someone else, knowing how difficult it is to get into one yourself

i really dont know? but what i will say, having worn wetsuits several times for various adventures in canoes and whatnot, they arent easy things to put on so, i genuinely dont know how difficult it would be to put one on someone else?

its absolutely kicking my ass , *shakes fist and snots at the sky* 😭

Allergies have kicked in,kicked in hard and they are absolutely beating the shit out of me 😢 wtf man, this is like,so unfair 😤 😒 😭

Yeah sad time for sure cos I cant imagine seeing anyone in that state and thinking to myself I should just whip out my phone to film it for,presumably, social media and/or my group chats. Thats freak (derogatory) behaviour

oh my god, that is terrible.

look at this! how adorable 🥺

what the FUCK is wrong with those people?! im so glad you stopped to help but absolutely fuck the scumbags that filmed instead of either helping or just fucking moving on, absolute FILTH 🤮😠

I baked you some?

sometimes, i think its because i am the degree of not quite sane that i ended up, that im as in love with the world as i am

😊😊😊

i love the coloured appliances though....i once lived in a house with a pink bathtub, sink and toilet and honestly, i loved that (no carpet in rooms it shouldnt have been in though!)

omggggggg 😀

I love this

Step up bro and get that cooked from scratch food on the plates then?

robbed the sun from us , the shitbag

big sun = big son = GARY BARLOW...🤯 HES TO BLAME