rebound

or buying three 30-racks of shitty light beer for 10 bucks each, and finishing it in an afternoon

YOKO TARO'S THE MUPPET SHOW

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

what? no the fuck he doesn't.

the work he's gotta do, he has to do NOW. BEFORE any primaries.

why the fuck would you say this?

More importantly, he has to EARN our vote. Emma, myself, and others have brought up legitimate concerns over what seems to be a burgeoning transphobia.

If he wants to be OUR president, then he has to assuage those concerns and SHOW that he's better.

Dont mind me just doodlin some stuff

I like her

I feel like it's POSSIBLE to do a Firefly reboot where the point is that Mal is fucked up because of circumstances, that he's fucking up his life and relationships as a result, and that it's a damn shame bc he COULD have been better.

But I don't think the average American viewer can parse that.

I remember someone once writing (on here perhaps) that a major theme of Scorsese films was that his main characters have the tragedy of stuff just happening the way it did for them.

We're supposed to watch Raging Bull or Citizen Kane and think "gosh what a shame. If only things had been different."

Your reminder that Joss Whedon wasn’t allowed to be alone with 14 year old Michelle Trachtenberg.

Just if you’re getting excited about his career re-launch and don’t care about his revolting behaviour toward Charisma Carpenter.

This is what you get when you seriously believe that government should be run like a business.

The CEO doesn't give a shit about you, he wants to make his money.

Republican governance being "govt as business" is a big reason why so many government things suck.

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

Every bsky staff member keeps talking about how the goal is Nice Social Media but then the second they're even remotely pushed back against for something shitty, and they immediately crash out for multiple days crying about their subhuman userbase.

We don't say "dirtbag left" anymore but he's basically one of those, like the Chapo Trap House dudes. Make a point out of being a piece of shit, have left-wing populist politics, be economically privileged but wear a bourgeois identity as a costume

AGAIN

IT'S THE EVIL IN THEIR SOULS

LOOK AT HER

LOOK AT HOW IT'S AFFECTED HER

God that unlocked a core Internet memory for me. Reading these rumors like, "there's no way.... THERE'S NO WAY"

Some poor lady who just got ratio'd like a Democratic senator, Tammy Komoff, saying looks like Firefly may be coming back! Announcement coming March 15. You all excited? With an original cast photo included Adam Baldwin who I'm pretty sure we cancelled like 20 years ago and also this is a Joss show I thought we cancelled Joss Whedon back then too actually It has 76 likes 5 reposts And 253 quote posts lol

This ratio has like 6 different C suite guys sweating from the hair lmao millennials are killing the bringing everything from our youth back from the dead industry

That is an industry I am proud to kill ngl

Waste their time and then tell them how much it costs in Bison Dollars.

I'm calling out late-night comedians for not supporting trans people or commenting on the terrible laws we are subjected to. I'm looking at you Daily Show. I'm looking at you Oliver, Colbert, Kimmel, Fallon & Meyers. We bring too much to the arts & the world for you to be silent to our oppression.

What if it was proportionally sized like that one monkey and his emotional support plush. So the borrower is literally lugging it around.

One of my fraternity brothers was hit with melancholy. My other fraternity brother, frustrated by the sadness of the first, picked him up and threw him down the stairs.

The theory was that if he was in pain, he wouldn't be sad. It worked.

So uh, don't knock the nettles unless you've tried them.

This is such a good way of putting it.

One of the great things about how culture works is that a show that got cancelled decades ago has been experientially filtered into a load of other books and comics and movies by creators who were influenced by it so we don't really need it brought back, we have its descendants all around us.

So no

As a fellow New Yorker it might be trust, but it might also be shared commiseration in understanding that The Shit is Happening So Let's Not Make It Worse.

It's the "helping a mom with her baby stroller up/down the stairs because you're also using the stairs" theory.

Steve-O turning out decent is a nice story, I'll be honest.

That man put himself through some SHIT for our entertainment and really could have just disappeared after everything.

Steve-O was on Joe Rogan's show trying to defend trans people and Rogan went off, he called trans people "fucking perverts" and "mass shooters" who have done the majority of school shootings.

Completely unhinged bigotry paid for by your Spotify subscriptions.

I am nothing if not an instigator. Big Blue must become the BIGGEST Blue!!

I'M SORRY WHAT

peepeepoopoo @DeepDishEnjoyer FOR THE LAST TIME HE CAN'T TACO EVEN IF HE WANTED TO THE REGION IS NOW FILLED WITH ESSENTIALLY INDEPENDENT WARLORDS WHO HAVE MISSLES AND DRONES AND THE HATE ALL THE ARAB NATIONS SURROUNDING THEM 3:41 PM · Mar 5, 2026 · 250 Views https://x.com/deepdishenjoyer/status/2029658607659192732

nobody seems to fucking get this!!!! "the enemy gets a vote" but moreover trump/israel deliberately killed all the people at the top controlling the enemy, which does not destroy the enemy but in fact turns them into a dozen new, smaller enemies!! I feel like i'm going fucking insane