Raye Keslensky

I used to write my outlines this way and my teachers would insist "no, you still have to write the rough draft."

Hilary gets screwed over by women blowing jobs a lot, doesn't she?

We are clearly tired of all this "winning".

There's honestly been some pretty good news coverage tonight on TV regarding today's events. It's not a coincidence.

Like half a dozen prominent Democrats finally came out this afternoon and said ICE is terrorist trash led by a secretary who should be impeached and it flipped the whole narrative.

Today ICE shot and killed a woman in Minneapolis.

Horrific.

Trump's reckless mass deportation policies are terrorizing American cities and endangering everyone -- immigrants and U.S. Citizens alike.

The chaos and terror must end.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

This will last right up until the moment they catch Snow White with an OnlyFans.

... before it happens, anyway.

Another holiday in the books.

Many people increasingly buying into the same “both parties are equally bad” stuff that helped him get popular before and many could learn a lesson from it on where that almost always eventually ends up.

it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax

Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night.

He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video.

I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.

But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.

Facts. 💯👊🏻

This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.

I feel like I should get a picture of the "No Kings" banner I saw on a neighbor's lawn.

I understand the need for opsec and exercise it myself, and also at some point people gotta be able to do more than exist as shadowy meat.

Wasp spray often shoots up to 20 feet and is full of sticky foamy bits that will take out any annoying, flying... insects.

Silly string will also work, but use up whatever you have first.

If you can't do your job, resign

You've got it backwards. The drummer often carries a .22.

Unless and until some kind of compelling legal and moral argument is presented as to why this is a legitimate use of deadly force, this is just…mass murder.

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Yes please, more of this.

Weak. Call them weak, use that word specifically, name it for what it is

drawing of a decorative dagger (allegedly carved out of stone or wood and then painted in white, brick red and greenish yellow) in a shape of an owl spreading its wing while sitting on a tree branch in profile. the wing is actually singular because it’s playing the role of the dagger’s blade. there’s a small crescent moon on a branch before the owl’s claws and a star behind them.

day 23: owl

#swordtember

Well at least THEY knew where to look.

Johnson & Johnson should sue the administration. This is the only way all this madness is going to end.

I feel like $500/mo is enough money to just hire a techbro to code it for you.

like how can they gaslight us saying it’s because we unfairly called him a nazi that he’s dead and then bring a nazi onstage to eulogize him and call him his commander

My grandfather-in-law sold off most of his orange groves to a subdivision decades ago. The citrus greening took the rest eventually.

That particular genie's not going back in the bottle.

If you can't afford to cancel it, you shouldn't have bought it in the first place.

Doubly so for things like weddings which are essentially ostentatious displays of wealth, even at the smallest levels.