molly ☺

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

2006 Me: Holy shit, are you me from the future?
2026 Me: Yep
2006 Me: So, what's it like, do we still run a webserver behind our couch
2026 Me: We're building a printing press in the basement
2006 Me: Why?
2026 Me: Internet's haunted man (cocks gun) Internet's haunted

"em dashes are AI" i didn't memorize alt+0151 and option+shift+hyphen to be accused of such treachery

For no reason whatsoever I'm sure today we have the movie cover art for the film Star Trek: Insurrection. There's a large planet across the lower half of the picture as if we're in orbit above and we see the USS Enterprise flying away from us at warp towards open space. There's a large menacing face looking down at the starship and planet, cloaked in red beams of light. Across the top reads, "INSURRECTION."

ah it's a lights on all day kind of day

I’m sorry what are WHAT

WHAT

AI is the B2B Labubu.

🫡 I've been wondering why it's been taking aaages to load

you know what they say, when the Lord closes 34 tabs, he opens 34 windows

In this Bangor bar, behind the taps of Allagash and Bissell Brothers, hang three three autographed pictures: horror writer Stephen King, former governor Edmund Muskie, and "Murder, She Wrote" star Angela Lansbury. But tomorrow, they'll be adding a fourth: Nazi-tattooed oysterman Graham Planter.

nostalgia is a prison. 'IP' is where creativity goes to die. there are infinite new games in the ether waiting to be discovered. bury your dead and fix your hearts

i don't think bluesky is my preferred platform of choice to debate what role america should play in the post-trump world order's international community. that's a subject i will not speak on outside the specific context of A Bar's Patio After Seven Beers

Or the episode with that disc game Riker brought back from Risa that they wore over their eyes but really was mind control 🥴

Threads post: cereal.bowl78 10h In an alternate timeline, Vice President Walz is reminding us to change our furnace filters

*siiiiiiigggghhhh*

We are worse off, by far, without Direct File. Just look at the metrics!

I'm proud to know @merici.bsky.social and @cmgiven.bsky.social; thanks @mattbracken.bsky.social for covering.

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😢 ugh arc really is/was? the best

i mean yeah that makes sense

😡 infuriating
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Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in *space* and viewing the NCC-1701 saucer section of the OG Enterprise with the lil warp nacelles peeking out from behind. I'm guessing we're maybe running quarter impulse, but definitely not warp because the stars are dots and not long lines. Anyways, she's a beautiful ship. Closed caption reads, "This is ridiculous."

holodeck programs for cats

Looking forward to #StateofGovTech next week, reach out or say hi if you're going to be there! #civictech

there are cats older than ICE

The sessions about Direct File at #CfASummit were incredible. Both the product and the people working on it are a huge and inexplicable loss 😞

🙌🏼

lieutenant natasha yar is alive conspiracy theory

yikes 😵‍💫

cheese is woke now

Democracy dies in dumb

“Common sense is back” says guy who just said a women’s marathon record was broken by five hours