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Lord please let this site work, it's so handy on the commissioner's side

I feel like British people probably open cans of food for their pets and say shit like "fancy a wet?"

Bonk's Adventure is one of the pieces of media thats brave enough to present the idea of a caveman and dinosaur fucking.

Motion blurred cat on her side playing with a toy

A cat scene from behind, playing with a blue pompom

A cat seen from behind, tail up, swatting at a blue pompom. She is motion blurred

A cat lying on her side, holding her toy in her paws. Her little face is looking up and she is alert

Ah it's Meepis Monday

found on fb marketplace...
R.I.P. FAT FAT!

I don't know why this was in my head

January's prompts are now up for all patrons!
This month's freebie: unnamed toonwife riding bareback, yee and also haw
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I rly like the new fire starter

Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with wax

Little Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."

A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."

Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."

Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.

you are never more than 6 feet away from a lalafell dressed as marge simpson

I've been playing Dragon Quest 3 (HD-Remake) and I came to a point where I needed to make a merchant to send off for the main story and I just kind of made a guy called "Fat Chud" thinking this would be of no consequence.

Immediately I'm faced with the consequence of my actions

The sad Oompah Loompah.

Happy Willy Wonka Experience Anniversary to all who are celebrating.

an edited "verification required" message from discord, claiming i have 3 teens on my account, but have not sent child support payments. (i do not have kids.)

FUCK

Icatian Moneychanger: i didnt understand how interest at the bank works until someone explained to me its like storing cum up in your balls

I think it's cool and neat that we are having two instances of record snowfall in our city in the span of 72 hours. I love what that does for transportation.

I think I might lose my mind over that second one.

A black and white promotional image for The Priestwife webcomic, showing a pair of bejeweled hands cradling a floating bell on a field of black. "The Priestwife February Update - Nine Pages"

In this month's pages of The Priestwife, a sounded bell cannot be unrung, for better or for worse. The 250-page barrier has been broken!

Read from the newest update: priestwife.neocities.org/comics.html?...

Or start from the beginning: priestwife.neocities.org/comics.html?...

found a god-tier panel in a history of hyrule promo zine

The devious triominoes.

we all hate it when the pervert skunk wants to fuck but we cheer when the cat is horny

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Shelley suggests Wistare say something twee for her Valentine's card appearance, and Wistare does not want to do it. Tisl interjects that a more direct approach, vis-à-vis someone blasting rope all over her copious royal mammaries, might be more her style.

A redo of my valentine's card from 2020, uncensored this time.

Radahn vs Malenia

Malenia blooms with rot

The narrator names the notable tarnished of the lands between

he's got his whole cheeks out

If you're not reading the Elden Ring manga, I can't recommend it highly enough

A Valentine's card of Tisl. The main focus is a colored illustration of her tugging at a bow on her lingerie. There is text reading "Hope you get your dick and/or pussy licked!!!! heart Tisl." It should be noted that I think that would be nice too, if that's what you're looking for, but I'm not as emphatic about it. Full disclosure - the pose is either based off of a photo of @Felexiia or a drawing by @xiaowoo.jp, and generally I don't credit poses that inspired me to draw something, since I usually change them pretty significantly, and generally no one else really credits pose reference, but they're both pro-clicks regardless. Other illustrations are of her in a slightly messy button down and tie holding a box of "not poison!" brand chocolates, and one of her with an excited expression, wearing pajamas and holding stuffy versions of Wistare and Shelley. She is in her meliae form in all three of these drawings.

Tisl Valentine's Card, wishing you well