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Lance Hildebrand

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Self-proclaimed ball knower working in pet care. Mizzou β€˜13. STLπŸ“. Tennis Enthusiast. Enjoyer of Movie Theaters. Frequent Concert Attendee. Iga’s Bakery Anisimova Backhands Board Member of the Eva Lys Hive

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Holy fucking shit

07.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Shohei Ohtani's grand slam, as called in Japan:

06.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 20
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noem's dog looking down from heaven

05.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 4349 πŸ” 417 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 17

Ole Dick won’t do a thing. Felt bad for the girl I spoke to on his behalf when the DHS funding vote was coming up. He’s just going along to get along and I let one of his staff know how I felt about that.

05.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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May or may not be seeing your team today

27.02.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She’d drag that fat sack of shit through the mud.

25.02.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not even saying I would take him in the second round, but the Tyler Shough placement feels like the most adequate starting range for Simpson. I struggle to be confident in any QB outside of Mendoza in this class.

25.02.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh there’s murder in those files. Rape is horrible, I’m not avoiding that, but at this point I feel anything is possible. They know there’s plenty connected to murder and cannibalism and any sane human should want all the houses brought down.

25.02.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't speak for the man's olfactory system but my eyes confirm he's at least made out with one.

18.02.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHYYY, congrats girlie

14.02.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Emilie it’s truly disappointing. I’m from St. Louis, the Tkachuk’s are a huge deal here, and well they all love Trump. Matthew was grinning like a kid at Christmas during the latest White House visit. Like they have a sister, can’t someone explain to them what if it was her that was raped.

12.02.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is going to be a bad loss for Iga and a good win by Sakkari. Iga has just had so many errors the past two sets, but Maria has been pretty steady throughout. This coulda been well over an hour ago.

12.02.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think people mad about bad bunny’s performance have never been forced to consider that not everything is for you

09.02.2026 04:40 πŸ‘ 4972 πŸ” 503 πŸ’¬ 114 πŸ“Œ 41

DREW LOCK, SUPER BOWL CHAMPION, THAT’S RIGHT

09.02.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 149 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3
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What she says…

08.02.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 6765 πŸ” 2253 πŸ’¬ 136 πŸ“Œ 75
A picture of bad bunny with the word love

A picture of bad bunny with the word love

Bad Bunny understood the assignment…

09.02.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 40691 πŸ” 7478 πŸ’¬ 505 πŸ“Œ 268

That’s game set match. Congrats to the Seattle faithful.

09.02.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
halftime show

halftime show

what a shot

09.02.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 20037 πŸ” 3461 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 137
Prince - Super Bowl XLI 🏈  |  Halftime Show 2007   FULL SHOW HD
Prince - Super Bowl XLI 🏈 | Halftime Show 2007 FULL SHOW HD YouTube video by Music Entertainment

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Yeah I’m biased, this is the best one ever done

08.02.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s a fucking scumbag.

08.02.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And furthermore anyone that publicly shares this thought, whether they’re in the administration or not, is doubling, tripling, quadrupling down on racism, abuse, pedophilia, and rape, because that’s what this US administration stands for.

08.02.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being any Olympian from any country, and the leader of you country publicly defaces you for your opinion, which is a Constitutional right in this country. This orange imbecile is the real disgrace.

08.02.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Gah you’re the best

08.02.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The voting everywhere reflects we’re coming for their asses, they can deflect and cause a scene tomorrow, but they can’t stop votes everywhere

08.02.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Control the media and no accountability is given. And even if people in the media question it, him and the admin just make excuses and/or talk around it.

06.02.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh nooo. If you follow me you know one of my core Trump beliefs is that, no matter what, you are not allowed to apologize if you work for Trump. He even said the government covid response wasn't his fault when he was President. Trump won't apologize. But even asking him to is gonna piss him off

06.02.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 207 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

You cannot fix this @schumer.senate.gov, you can only work to eliminate it.

06.02.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Grounding myself, getting some joy, find it where you can

06.02.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0