A daily hello to you all

Idk maybe text base platforms are just no longer for me.

Oh hi friend!

Hello it’s me, showing my face on here again cos once again looks like the bad place is ending

Have a sook, ya cunt.

Back in 1995 when I first watched this episode I didn't think much of it, but tbf I had no idea it would create the gloriousness of this meme that can be used towards anyone supporting a team other than Australia

I just want you all to know I’ve decided this is the app I’m gonna be most unhinged on if/when the app formerly known as twitter goes away. Fair warning to you.

Yep. Day by day it’s slipping away from us :(

I sent my son to childcare in his pjs for pyjama week today. When I saw the photos from daycare I noticed he was the only child in PJs.

Reader, pyjama week is next week 🙃💀

you’re living in it, baby

The opportunities that presented to me via twitter were things I could never have of even IMAGINED pre twitter! And the friendships/communities I built 😭 it’s so sad

Exactly this. I'm not the same person who signed up for Twitter and that's due in no small part to the folks I met and the things I learned there. To have that yanked away by an absolute nincompoop is deeply upsetting.

Me tracking down the rest of you on here

Hi barbie

Love this journey for you 😇

i can’t wait to deadname twitter

Hello stranger

Hi cam https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/wildlife/2021/01/have-you-ever-wondered-how-shells-are-birthed/

I wonder which reply guy I’ll marry off this app

HAPPY BARBIE MOVIE DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE 💕🎀💖🎟️💞

I tweet this in 2021 and I’m proud to stand by this sentiment here on this website also

in case you’re wondering how Threads is going, it’s people responding earnestly to stolen dril tweets

pic of 4 people dressed differently for an event. twitter is a male in a classic suit, bluesky is a woman in a chic suit, threads is a kid who looks dressed for high school and mastodon looks dressed to go wash the car.

the 4 twitters

People Are Surprised To Discover Grasshoppers Come In Pink

The Barbie marketing team has to be stopped!

https://www.iflscience.com/people-are-surprised-to-discover-grasshoppers-come-in-pink-55094

me posting on both twitter and bluesky

Vibes are off at work so I will be doing the only thing able to lift my mood at this time*

*Playing Padam Padam by one Kylie Minogue on repeat

Over on Twitter I will freely post the dumbest shit imaginable yet on here I am stressed to say my silly little thoughts. It feels too exposed. I CANT EXPLAIN IT MAYBE ITS A SAFETY IN NUMBERS THING I DONT CARE FOR CHANGE

Omg I saw the jumpsuit irl and I haven’t stopped thinking about it I love ittt

The ACCURACY

Jerry and Kramer meme Jerry: Kramer what’s going on in there? Blue Sky logo Kramer: We’re skeetin Jerry