A mysterious author just dropped off a fat stack of the newest #Crew96 fanzine. Available tomorrow at the Supporter Supply tent outside of Betty’s.
06.03.2026 17:20
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A mysterious author just dropped off a fat stack of the newest #Crew96 fanzine. Available tomorrow at the Supporter Supply tent outside of Betty’s.
You’re not the boss of me.
(Pam is)
Sir, a third banner has hit the exercise room. #PaintingMania
No you’re not, stop spreading disinformation.
Goodbye, Kristi Noem, you horrible fucking monster.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
NORA’S KINDERGARTEN TEACHER’S BROTHER IS AN ACES RADIO LISTENER
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
Since it’s Crewsmas week, I wanted to highlight a local small business that supports the #Crew96 community.
If you haven’t checked out Retro Screamers, get on it. Vintage jerseys, and so much more.
Josh is one of the best dudes out there, and I can’t recommend RS highly enough.
retroscreamers.com
Porque no los dos?
The workout room at the office looked a little bare, so I painted a couple banners.
🆗🆒 #Crew96 #PaintingMania
Let me get through this week / weekend and let’s circle back on this. I’m drowning in hashtang Crewsmas stuff right now, but fuck yeah let’s do it.
OMFGGGGOOOOAALLLLLLLLLL
MATCHDAY. #Crew96
I was very, very afraid / convinced it wouldn’t be good. They knocked it out of the park.
(Holy shit, the Scrubs reboot is wonderful.)
#PaintingMania for the first time in a long time.
Easiest preorder ever. Done and done. #Crew96
Pam has been secretly documenting my nicknames for Steven and the things I say to him.
I have never felt more betrayed and at the same time celebrated.
Okay well now I do.
I got bored this weekend and made this. In no particular order, the 64 albums I’ve listened to the most. Not my favorite albums, not what I consider to be the best, just the shit I’ve heard the most with the ear holes in my head.
(No greatest hits allowed, obviously.)
(Please respect Aerosmith.)
Actually no one is saying this
A Hughes is an American hero, as we so frequently are.
I have yet to see the USA hockey mans execute a Triple Deke or even ATTEMPT the Flying V. Are they stupid?
Happy birthday to my brother in law, Greg. A truly selfless and beautiful soul who has had to share his birthday with his twin sister, a childish monster and my ex-girlfriend. Today we celebrate you, Greg. Anyone who tries to take this day from you should be attacked. #ThankYouGreg
Late game pants-shitting. The Columbus Crew are BACK, folks.
pizza
I enjoy Crew fandom because there’s a game on at midnight in February and the camera casually shows someone from Columbus holding an inflatable dinosaur above their head and it’s all just very normal and cool
ANYONE WHO DOUBTED THE 2026 COLUMBUS CREW IS NOT INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY, HOW DARE YOU
