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kinda want to move to oc…

it’s crazy that some of y’all don’t know the embarrassment of dropping your phone and then scrambling to pick up the back & the battery from wherever they flew off to

this is why i drive to laguna to go to the beach

what are we gonna do if two republicans win the ca governor primary and the whole state can only vote for a republican candidate for gov

happy year of the horse
slide into my dms if ur hung like a horse

i’m so glad we live in an era where you can ask gemini “can you find the original video of the meme with the girl doing a podcast. people will often use a screenshot of her and say something like…”

gemini will give you a cited source for the original video

sweating my heart out

i don’t understand ig stories bc there is no preview but a story that’s a thirst trap is getting triple the views of my normal ones?

like under what circumstances is that happening and why does it vary so much? it’s not like this pops up on a feed it’s just a story

happy v day

(v as in “very long time since i’ve posted”)

facebook marketplace & grindr are kinda the same thing if u think about it

things u can only do on a mac

asked crush if he wanted to do something this weekend and he said “it’s valentines don’t u have anything better to do” 💔

www.resistandunsubscribe.com

got up at 5 to go to the gym this monday morning and there are still cars at the strip club 😭😭

a little but of both haha

the way half of them did the 67 thing when i was counting us out on the phone and i said “6-7-8”

just had to be the responsible adult because i got stuck in an elevator (for the first time ever) with 7 teenagers

tall ppl that shove their way to the front of concerts just to stand in front of short ppl should have their extra height forcibly removed

applecare hehe

🤭🤭🤭

is this something?

crazy quote in my morning podcast

luckily also repeatable on the 16th of every month this year 💞

the most 2016 way to post a throwback would’ve been waiting to post until 01/16/26

bc the date has: 16/26

not tagging ur bf in ur posts is not protecting them from getting stolen by someone

but it is protecting you from finding out who in your circle would try to do that 🙂‍↕️

in 2026 can we put an end to filming urself workout in the gym? like unless you’re an established gym influencer who is watching your workout vids?

gym opens at 8 am on the weekends… i’m pissed

googling the hot looking football players while my family watches football