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Jordon Nardino

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Creator / showrunner of Glamorous (Netflix). Previous: Star Trek Discovery, Quantico, GCB, Desperate Housewives, Gilmore Girls.

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Just wish Crystal had been a part of it.

07.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Eerie empty too large streets like in a dream. Impossibly dreamy party lighting. Slippery circular customer service interactions yielding nothing. A pool table more ominous than the man threatening you across from it. Total unreality.

07.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ABSOLUTELY

07.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How can a name be β€œMarkwayne”

05.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/toms...

05.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You are the first person I remember ever having an iPhone

05.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ultimately I bred all of you

05.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Might have actually invited sully who invited Greg who invited you, not sure.

04.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I have borne generations

04.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And who gave him that invite

04.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a weird and bold choice creatively. Is it money motivated? Power motivated? Why is she so worried about a video of a threesome with her husband and a former employee? Still, I buy it and love it. I think they were using her as the proxy for our own willingness to surrender to the moment.

04.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The challenge of sitting down presumably in late 2024 to try to write about the moment of early 2026 and to nail it is astounding.

04.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But also miscast more than once. None But The Lonely Heart… whew, it’s a skip!

02.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bookmarking this for future rts

28.02.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like this one

27.02.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mine was $10!!

25.02.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wanted better thoughts

24.02.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going to slap you

23.02.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Now say it about Fever Ray

23.02.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How can they β€œshut down” Global Entry? It’s a kiosk. No one runs it. You stand in front of it then hand the printout to the border & customs guy who is also handling everyone else.

22.02.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like this one

21.02.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit foid Grizabella just Heavisidemaxxed and spiked everyone's cortisol levels - she just mogged the whole fucking ball

20.02.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Loads are peptides

19.02.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Agree!

19.02.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🐍

19.02.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And I have fully written entire pilots that paid my bills while checking Twitter every ten minutes so that’s ok too 🌈

19.02.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok so the sincere part is the first line is always as hard as the first paragraph is as hard as the first page is as hard as the first ten pages is as hard as the whole thing so don’t beat yourself up, that’s just how it goes.

19.02.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait you’re right
I’ve smeared you

19.02.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I was going to reply sincerely until I saw it was just another one of your little puns. Die.

19.02.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I suspect that’s the joke

17.02.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0