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So road trips are out
And like, buying stuff

We don't need to give the military any more money. Especially for an illegal war in Israel.

We can spend that money on housing, health care, education, and infrastructure.

We don't have to settle.

Oil up by $12 a barrel in less than 12 hours.

Gas prices skyrocketing.

Almost 100,000 jobs lost last month.

Another war in the Middle East.

Are we great again yet?

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Waiting for the administration to say the spike in gas prices isn't actually a big deal because so many Americans are losing their jobs and won't have to drive to work anymore.

Talarico: This new kind of politics is being born right here in the Lone Star State.

The number of Texans who have never voted before but showed up in this election is unprecedented.

The people of Texas just gave this country a little bit of hope. And a little bit of hope is a dangerous thing.

ICE conducted a raid in Lakewood Colorado. Over 75 Denver-metro residents showed up.

Jamie Raskin and Joe Neguse just exposed a massive corruption scandal. DHS handed $143M to a "company" with no website and no HQ, tied directly to Noem’s cronies. Follow the money:
www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trump-regi...

We need better Democrats.

Not a single dollar more for Trump’s illegal war.

I would have felt very safe here in Colorado if Joe Neguse had thrown his hat in the ring to be our soon to be vacated Governor. But I guess with this country's dire situation it is better to share him & keep him on the national stage in Congress.
They should use his intelligence & fight more often.

Keeper of the Flame - A film from 1942 warning Americans how democracy can be dismantled from the inside. This scene was written during World War II. Watch how calmly the plan is explained. Ask yourself why it still feels current today.

Keep hope alive🙏

I would never ever vote for @governor.ca.gov for President. NEVER!

He's not the one. He's a Centrist Democrat and they all need to be gone.

He is not the one for the American people no matter how many funny posts he puts out.

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The Democratic primaries of 2028 are wide open for a reason: because Democratic voters don't have to vote for a man seeking to avoid the responsibility of introducing universal healthcare to the U.S. by invoking the names of people who've championed universal healthcare or would've.

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I worked on this beat for a decade and he just posted it out

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Logistics is woke. Supply is woke. End-state planning is woke. Force protection? Believe it or not, woke

Me on my first day on the job at the Kuwaiti air defense battery

when he's worked up in a big tizzy like this, trying to be an informed american citizen with an awareness of the geopolitical landscape is just an effort to digitally concuss yourself

One of the funniest things to come out of this are the brits who won’t leave Dubai even as it’s being bombed. One influencer adjacent guy went on a live stream on his balcony and said he’d rather be killed by Iran than go back to Wigan

Recall that Sen. Sheehy, seen here breaking the arm of a Marine veteran, was caught lying about being shot in battle during service in Afghanistan & then made up a new lie to cover the previous one. (He likely shot himself stateside in a national park, but still accepted a Purple Heart.)

TERA CHAD Clavicular has been MOGGED by Iranian missile strikes in DUBAI, leaving him DEAD and AURALESS... only to be reborn as an anime horse girl?? watch "Umamusume: Pretty Derby – Lead the Charge Kurabikyura-kun!!!" on Crunchyroll today

James Talarico: "Our economy is broken. Our political system is broken. Even our relationships with each other feel broken. And that's because the most powerful people in the world want it that way. The real fight is not right vs. left. It is top vs. bottom."

"I asked God to forgive me, which he has."

Honestly this is the biggest perk of serving in Congress. Most people have to ask forgiveness and wonder. If you're in Congress you get a same day answer from the big guy.

James Talarico tonight:

"It doesn't matter what happens in this Republican runoff. We already know who we're running against: The billionaire mega-donors and their corrupt political system. Not any one politician ... We are running against the broken system and the powerful people who broke it."

It’s obvious the Trump Administration is making up their Iran war strategy as they go along. They’re following the Improv principle of “Death, and…”

Trump by the end of 2026:

You’re in her dms, I’m crashing my car into a fruit stand during a high speed chase

RFK Jr. Tells Joe Rogan He’s About to Unleash 14 Banned Peptides RFK Jr. plans to reverse a sweeping compounding ban of certain peptides issued by the FDA in late 2023.

This is madness. I wrote about "peptides" a few years ago, before the trend really hit. People are injecting themselves with black-market liquids purported to contain experimental drugs that were abandoned for failing to show benefits or being unsafe.

gizmodo.com/rfk-jr-tells...

oscar the grouch lived in a trash can, why can't i live in this applebees bathroom

If anyone ever thought Netanyahu cared who lives and dies except himself you were mistaken. He’s a genocidal monster.