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C.A. Pinkham

@eyepatchguy

I write stuff and talk about restaurant stories a lot. Also I won’t shut up about the Mongolian Empire. He/him Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte colin.a.pinkham@gmail.com

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several people

06.03.2026 16:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also I’ll stop you right here bc I know the dumb shit you’re about to say: I voted for him in 2020 and Harris in 2024 bc I live in PA and a gun was effectively to my head

06.03.2026 13:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No he just went above and beyond to hand a genocidal apartheid state as many missiles as it needed to repeatedly do so because he’s a senile piece of shit whose brain got stuck in 1993

06.03.2026 13:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“SNAP is difficult to get but once you do the benefits are surprisingly generous” the second half of this is a fucking lie

06.03.2026 13:39 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

06.03.2026 02:57 👍 4577 🔁 769 💬 44 📌 16

I say “why are you like this” all the time

The answer, as I know full well, is “because I am a cat”

06.03.2026 13:20 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You—you specifically—are why fascism is ascendant in America. You’ve done this and you apparently will continue to do this. I hope you never sleep peacefully another night in your fucking life, and I hope that’s not very long because you decide you can’t reckon with what you’ve done

06.03.2026 13:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“This is a longstanding policy of the United States.” There is absolutely nothing confusing or incoherent about this statement. You know good and goddamn well this is true. Whoever this is, you’re a fucking embarrassment of a human being and everyone knows it

06.03.2026 13:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is horseshit and you should be absolutely embarrassed by the fact you get paychecks for this job

06.03.2026 13:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Meh, I don’t like poker even tho it’s only kind of a poker game

06.03.2026 13:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I bounced off that one

06.03.2026 13:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fuck off, lib

06.03.2026 12:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lol I actually own it I just haven’t played it

06.03.2026 12:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is gonna be another Andor situation where I get mad at how good it is once I finally give in

06.03.2026 12:56 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So what you’re saying is I should stop being obstinate and actually play Slay the Spire

06.03.2026 12:31 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Lol to whichever comms goblin posted this: get fucked

06.03.2026 12:22 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Actually he's correct

06.03.2026 12:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"he helped get a lot of children killed but it was ok because he had a frowny face on" is not the salve you think it is

06.03.2026 12:21 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

lol

06.03.2026 12:20 👍 24 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

The one silver lining to this stupid horrible war is maybe AI will so thoroughly embarrass the US military that it’ll crater public confidence and trigger the collapse

06.03.2026 11:55 👍 26 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Iran: check this shit out, I drew a fake tunnel entrance. and labelled it Secret Bunker. The American AI burned a quarter of their remaining ammunition trying to destroy it.

The US: claude, give me bunkers hot in Asian land war visible nipples right altitude big tiddies not fooled by black paint

06.03.2026 07:03 👍 508 🔁 68 💬 2 📌 2

I mean they might nuke Mar a lago tho (please please please)

06.03.2026 03:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Like unless we nuke them first (which is a distinct possibility with these morons) that would be a *tremendous* escalation, but something like a drone attack is another story

06.03.2026 03:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hell yeah lfg

06.03.2026 03:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean I strongly doubt they’d use nukes but uhhhhhh yeah we’re probably gonna see something less than fun happen

06.03.2026 03:15 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Markwayne Gacy

06.03.2026 03:09 👍 264 🔁 33 💬 1 📌 1

Digg?! Oh honey, Jesus

05.03.2026 23:08 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I, too, think tens of thousands of people should go to prison because sometimes I smell something I don't like

05.03.2026 05:39 👍 2656 🔁 262 💬 145 📌 73

is this not normal? huh, live and learn I guess.

05.03.2026 21:05 👍 269 🔁 27 💬 22 📌 1