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@eyepatchguy
I write stuff and talk about restaurant stories a lot. Also I won’t shut up about the Mongolian Empire. He/him Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte colin.a.pinkham@gmail.com
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Also I’ll stop you right here bc I know the dumb shit you’re about to say: I voted for him in 2020 and Harris in 2024 bc I live in PA and a gun was effectively to my head
No he just went above and beyond to hand a genocidal apartheid state as many missiles as it needed to repeatedly do so because he’s a senile piece of shit whose brain got stuck in 1993
“SNAP is difficult to get but once you do the benefits are surprisingly generous” the second half of this is a fucking lie
Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs
I say “why are you like this” all the time
The answer, as I know full well, is “because I am a cat”
You—you specifically—are why fascism is ascendant in America. You’ve done this and you apparently will continue to do this. I hope you never sleep peacefully another night in your fucking life, and I hope that’s not very long because you decide you can’t reckon with what you’ve done
“This is a longstanding policy of the United States.” There is absolutely nothing confusing or incoherent about this statement. You know good and goddamn well this is true. Whoever this is, you’re a fucking embarrassment of a human being and everyone knows it
This is horseshit and you should be absolutely embarrassed by the fact you get paychecks for this job
Meh, I don’t like poker even tho it’s only kind of a poker game
I bounced off that one
Fuck off, lib
Lol I actually own it I just haven’t played it
This is gonna be another Andor situation where I get mad at how good it is once I finally give in
So what you’re saying is I should stop being obstinate and actually play Slay the Spire
Lol to whichever comms goblin posted this: get fucked
Actually he's correct
"he helped get a lot of children killed but it was ok because he had a frowny face on" is not the salve you think it is
lol
The one silver lining to this stupid horrible war is maybe AI will so thoroughly embarrass the US military that it’ll crater public confidence and trigger the collapse
Iran: check this shit out, I drew a fake tunnel entrance. and labelled it Secret Bunker. The American AI burned a quarter of their remaining ammunition trying to destroy it.
The US: claude, give me bunkers hot in Asian land war visible nipples right altitude big tiddies not fooled by black paint
I mean they might nuke Mar a lago tho (please please please)
Like unless we nuke them first (which is a distinct possibility with these morons) that would be a *tremendous* escalation, but something like a drone attack is another story
Hell yeah lfg
I mean I strongly doubt they’d use nukes but uhhhhhh yeah we’re probably gonna see something less than fun happen
Markwayne Gacy
Digg?! Oh honey, Jesus
I, too, think tens of thousands of people should go to prison because sometimes I smell something I don't like
is this not normal? huh, live and learn I guess.